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[patcunningham]

Hmm, let me see. Where shall I begin?

I was born in Canada and lived a relatively normal life until I met these five fucktards named Sebastien, Pierre, Chuck, David, and Jeff. Then my life changed, they adopted me as their merch and web bitch and I've lived a life of quasi-fame ever since then. No, really. I'm not famous, people just use me for

Comments

[__chuck]

Fucktards eh?

Yea. I sex you up all the time to try and get close to that hot Chuck guy.

[patcunningham]

Oui, fucktards.

Yea, I know you do. I feel so used afterwards, yet I keep coming back.

[__chuck]

I know you are but what am I? -blinks-

Because my sex is hotter than anything you've ever had in your life

[patcunningham]

You're Chuckles. How quickly you forget.

I thought your cock was? Make up your mind!

[simpleplan_seb]

Fucktard..yeah i know -nods proudly-

i'll have sex with you if you give me a Simple Plan t-shirt -dies-

[patcunningham]

I'm glad you're not in denial anymore, Sebby. -Beams with pride-

You have enough SP t-shirts, you man whore. You just want me for the sex!

[simpleplan_seb]

Hey what can i say Pat sex is awesome like whoa

[benji__m]

I love you, Pat!! -faints-

[superstar_nicky]

Welcome I'm nick !

[pierre_bouvier_]

well LOOK who it is. pssst.