1) THIS WEEKEND IS THE FIRST ROUND OF THE WORLD RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP. FIRST COMPETITIVE MILES OF THE MOTORING CALENDER
2) ONLY 48 DAYS UNTIL THE START OF THE F1 SEASON!!!!!!
3) I APPLIED FOR A JOB IN AN 'ADULT TOY' STORE.
4) SAID APPLICATION SPAWNED THE IDEA OF GABE SAPORTA OWNING A SEX SHOP. RYAN AS HIS ASSISTANT WHO KNOWS FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT THE TOYS/PROPS AND THEIR USES THAN HE SHOULD.
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THE GIRL PORN MEME 6) ONLY 12 DAYS UNTIL MY 18TH BIRTHDAY
7) THE FACT THIS POST IS ALL IN CAPS.