experiment 4 || video and please god no action tags

[patchworkdoctor]

[When the video comes on, it shows an empty room, with a slight beam of light. Stein rolls into it, twirling on his chair, and then stops with a wide smile at the camera. He's covered in quilts, like he's very, very cold

Comments

[voice]

[prominence_glow]

[...Now, Lea won't say he's an expert on people he's pretty much just met, but...

Something tells him this is kind of. Not usual.

So he takes a break from emoing and soforth on Lily's Couch to actually pick up his SFC.]

Doc...? You feelin' alright?

[voice]

[patchworkdoctor]

FOOL! Have you attended one of the parties??

[voice]

[prominence_glow]

Uh... Not yet...? Should I?

[voice]

[patchworkdoctor]

But of course! IF you're planning on continuing our wonderful conversations!

Video;

[faygot]

Motherfuck, I love fucking parties. Sign me up!

[voice] fool! don't you realize he's... very serious about dissecting you??

[patchworkdoctor]

Come down to the Lower District! There's a spot here just for you!

[voice] Sob. Are you expecting Gamzee to actually listen to things?

[faygot]

Shit, all up right now? Man, you is all serious about getting your wicked host on.

[voice] oh god Gamzee please do not actually come down here HE'S GONE LOONY

[patchworkdoctor]

Fool! Of course I'm serious! These parties are very serious!

[Voice] I just flew in and BOY is Joshua pissed at me. 8D

[oh_neku_dear]

[You know, "what the everloving FUCK" is really appropriate right now, but it's Joshua so he doesn't say it.

Actually, he kinda raises an eyebrow because really. What is this?]

"Required," you say? And what happens if we don't attend?

[voice] GDI WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

[patchworkdoctor]

FOOL! I won't be speaking to you anymore! That's what I said!

[voice] I'M THINKING THIS IS SOME EPIC SHIT RIGHT HERE YOU TROLL.

[oh_neku_dear]

Oh, that's such a shame. [Not. :|] This five hour long dissection...just what does that imply? Are we the audience and you're giving a lecture? Or are we unwitting participants?

[voice] FFFF MOTHER OF GOD YOU MUST BE INSANE

[patchworkdoctor]

It's simple! For five hours, you lay still, and I take you apart! FOOL! Any complications are just that!

[not here]

[headasahat]

[Staaaaares.

Possession, curse or simply whacked on the head one time too often? Or maybe that screw got rusty?]

[got_it_memorizd]

[Oh jeez, PLEASE don't ever meet Vexen.]

So how exactly does a dissection party work, Doc? I mean, I could guess, but I'd rather hear it from the horse's mouth...

[Either way he thinks he doesn't want to know the answer.]

[patchworkdoctor]

FOOL! It's simple! For five hours, I take you apart!

[got_it_memorizd]

[...Riiiiiight.]

That sounds extremely... unpleasant. In theory, what happens when it comes time to put me back together again?

[patchworkdoctor]

I do just that! My patients usually survive! I'm very skilled at this! I am a doctor, fool.