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ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF MANHATTAN
If you or anyone you know has been injured by one of the many terrible things in this city, we intend to make the healing process easier! But before we can do that, we need a stockpile of blood from all different types of people, and we need records of your blood type, as well! And that's why the Madaraki Emergency Room is now running a BLOOD DRIVE!
If you're interested in receiving treatment or donating, you'll need to fill out a short form first. If you don't know your blood type, there's a questionnaire attached designed to help me deduce it! It's all highly scientific.
After you fill out the form, if you're interested in donating, you'll have to come to the lab in person and identify yourself. I'll check it against my records and if you've filled out your form properly, we'll begin the procedure! It's all very safe, I assure you.
Information Form
Name:
Age:
Blood Type: (if known; otherwise, fill out the questionnaire below)
Questionnaire
If you don't know your blood type, please fill out the answers to the following questions and submit them below. Your answers will be held in strict confidentiality.
1) Do you consider yourself a positive or negative person? Please answer in ten words or less.
2) While roaming the city unarmed, you encounter a crab. What do you do?
a) Run away.
b) Fight the crab anyway.
c) Act like it's the end of the world.
d) Realize you only have to be faster than the nearest person, then find the nearest person and push them in front of the crab.
3) Someone you know has been bitten! How do you react?
a) You're certain they'll be okay.
b) You've got to take matters into your own hands!
c) It's no big deal. Just get them to a doctor.
d) You have no idea what to do.
4) How would you describe the monster to someone who has never seen it?
a) With a detailed analysis of everything you know.
b) By drawing a picture.
c) By telling a masterfully crafted story.
d) Through interpretive dance.
5) If you arrived here from somewhere else, which of the following is closest to your initial reaction upon arriving? If you are a native citizen, which of the following is closest to your initial reaction when the monster first attacked?
a) Apathy
b) Confusion
c) Fear
d) Terrible fear
6) If someone offered you a way out of here, how would you react?
a) Get me out of this hellhole right now!
b) It'd be nice, but this place has its charms too...
c) I don't need your help getting out of here.
d) All right, show me the way.
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
((Assume all questionnaire responses are screened automatically.))
The staff of the Madaraki Emergency Room thanks you for your selflessness and charity! Once again, you can find us at the corner of 2nd and St. Mark's. Look for the sign!
If you or anyone you know has been injured by one of the many terrible things in this city, we intend to make the healing process easier! But before we can do that, we need a stockpile of blood from all different types of people, and we need records of your blood type, as well! And that's why the Madaraki Emergency Room is now running a BLOOD DRIVE!
If you're interested in receiving treatment or donating, you'll need to fill out a short form first. If you don't know your blood type, there's a questionnaire attached designed to help me deduce it! It's all highly scientific.
After you fill out the form, if you're interested in donating, you'll have to come to the lab in person and identify yourself. I'll check it against my records and if you've filled out your form properly, we'll begin the procedure! It's all very safe, I assure you.
Information Form
Name:
Age:
Blood Type: (if known; otherwise, fill out the questionnaire below)
Questionnaire
If you don't know your blood type, please fill out the answers to the following questions and submit them below. Your answers will be held in strict confidentiality.
1) Do you consider yourself a positive or negative person? Please answer in ten words or less.
2) While roaming the city unarmed, you encounter a crab. What do you do?
a) Run away.
b) Fight the crab anyway.
c) Act like it's the end of the world.
d) Realize you only have to be faster than the nearest person, then find the nearest person and push them in front of the crab.
3) Someone you know has been bitten! How do you react?
a) You're certain they'll be okay.
b) You've got to take matters into your own hands!
c) It's no big deal. Just get them to a doctor.
d) You have no idea what to do.
4) How would you describe the monster to someone who has never seen it?
a) With a detailed analysis of everything you know.
b) By drawing a picture.
c) By telling a masterfully crafted story.
d) Through interpretive dance.
5) If you arrived here from somewhere else, which of the following is closest to your initial reaction upon arriving? If you are a native citizen, which of the following is closest to your initial reaction when the monster first attacked?
a) Apathy
b) Confusion
c) Fear
d) Terrible fear
6) If someone offered you a way out of here, how would you react?
a) Get me out of this hellhole right now!
b) It'd be nice, but this place has its charms too...
c) I don't need your help getting out of here.
d) All right, show me the way.
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
((Assume all questionnaire responses are screened automatically.))
The staff of the Madaraki Emergency Room thanks you for your selflessness and charity! Once again, you can find us at the corner of 2nd and St. Mark's. Look for the sign!