Meme (Yoinkeded from Freetha)
1) Is there anyone on your top friends list (watch list) you would have sex with?
~*thinks* One, yes, and they know who they are. *grumbles at Neko for not being on LJ for me to immediately scream "HIM! HIM!"*
2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
~Um... Yes?
(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
~*laughing* The one time I threw up from motion sickness, I was six or seven, in the back of my dad's pickup, and there was NO time.
(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
~Nope. Just for fun. ^_~
(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
~Shower sex is fun. I've only seen one bathtub large enough for sex, and that's my sister-in-law's. (The damn thing is like a fucking stock tank. It's HUGE.)
(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
~Aggressive, honestly. *sheepish grin* Yes, I have bondage fantasies.
(7) Do you love someone in your friends (whatched) list?
~(Again with the numbered incorrectly!!!) Neko isn't on LJ, but yes, I do love someone on my friend's list, and that person knows exactly who they are. *sends them snuggles*
(7) Do you own any toys, porn, or enjoy watching porn?
~I've seen *thinking* three porn films, including that one hentai, and I found them hilarious. Neko and I have one toy- which I like very, very, VERY much ^_~- and I have romance novels, which are female porn. ^_^
(8) Love or Money?
~I have one, and I'd like more of the other. ^_^
(9) Credit cards or cash?
~*snerk* Debit cards ftw!
(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
~Who hasn't?
(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? Camping = Love.... Hotel= Wifi.
~Mmm... Camping only if it's WARM. Otherwise, hotel.
(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
~*thinks* Out in the desert?
(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
~No FUCKING way. *clings to my braid* I had short hair twice in my life. Never again!!!
(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
~Nope, but I'd like to hit one up.
(15) Ever been to a bar?
~Yep!
(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
~Nope; I didn't drink when we saw the drag queen show.
(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
~*shaking head* Nope. I've been drunk enough to hurl (once) but never so drunk I couldn't move on my own.
(18) Thongs, g-strings, boyshorts, or bikini?
~The first three I like to wear. And honestly, ONLY the first three. (I have the hips of a fertility goddess- nothing else sits right.)
(19) Boxers, Briefs, tighty whiteys?
~Commando isn't an option? *grin* (Gah! Why are these numbered wrong?)
(20) Had sex in a movie theater?
~(This is numbered very, very incorrectly.) Nuh-uh. My ex got to second base at 'Tomb Raider,' but Neko and I tend to watch the movie. ^_^
(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
~And enjoyed it.
(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
~Nope. Although some of the callers probably wouldn't have minded a fake session... *shudder* WRONG 1-800 number!!! Freaks!
(21) Ever masturbated at work?
~*thinks* Nope. Not that I can remember.
(21) Ever been to an adult store?
~*nodnod* And it was hilarious every time.
(22) how often do you masturbate?
~*blinks* Okay, lemme think... It honestly depends on how my hormone levels are- seriously; I can't just BE horny for no reason- and what I've been thinking about. If Neko's not around- which means masturbation hasn't been big on my plate for quite some time- then it would be... three times a week?
(22) Bought something from an adult store?
~*nodnod* Yep! Several things, in fact.
(23) Have you been caught having sex?
~Very, very nearly.
(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
~*sheepish grin* Yes, and in my defense, they were taken and sent BEFORE Neko and I hooked up.
(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
~Allllllllllmost. *laughing* Is it REALLY weird if the name I almost moaned was actually his character's name? (I really liked my ex's demon, Rahzel. *grin* And I was very much into my mental fantasy that night, well over four years ago. *laughing*)
(26) what are you wearing right now??
~(I'll be annoyingly specific.) Pale pink thong, white bra, no socks, size 12 torn blue jeans, a pink long-sleeved shirt with a snap-button front that won't stay snapped, red velvet sandals, one brown and silver hair claw clip, one blue topaz (engagement) ring and one turquoise ring. Oh, and my glasses.
(26) Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
~*snerk* Since I yoinked it from Freetha, I think anyone would. Like she said- not a matter of guts.
~*thinks* One, yes, and they know who they are. *grumbles at Neko for not being on LJ for me to immediately scream "HIM! HIM!"*
2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
~Um... Yes?
(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
~*laughing* The one time I threw up from motion sickness, I was six or seven, in the back of my dad's pickup, and there was NO time.
(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
~Nope. Just for fun. ^_~
(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
~Shower sex is fun. I've only seen one bathtub large enough for sex, and that's my sister-in-law's. (The damn thing is like a fucking stock tank. It's HUGE.)
(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
~Aggressive, honestly. *sheepish grin* Yes, I have bondage fantasies.
(7) Do you love someone in your friends (whatched) list?
~(Again with the numbered incorrectly!!!) Neko isn't on LJ, but yes, I do love someone on my friend's list, and that person knows exactly who they are. *sends them snuggles*
(7) Do you own any toys, porn, or enjoy watching porn?
~I've seen *thinking* three porn films, including that one hentai, and I found them hilarious. Neko and I have one toy- which I like very, very, VERY much ^_~- and I have romance novels, which are female porn. ^_^
(8) Love or Money?
~I have one, and I'd like more of the other. ^_^
(9) Credit cards or cash?
~*snerk* Debit cards ftw!
(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
~Who hasn't?
(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? Camping = Love.... Hotel= Wifi.
~Mmm... Camping only if it's WARM. Otherwise, hotel.
(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
~*thinks* Out in the desert?
(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
~No FUCKING way. *clings to my braid* I had short hair twice in my life. Never again!!!
(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
~Nope, but I'd like to hit one up.
(15) Ever been to a bar?
~Yep!
(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
~Nope; I didn't drink when we saw the drag queen show.
(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
~*shaking head* Nope. I've been drunk enough to hurl (once) but never so drunk I couldn't move on my own.
(18) Thongs, g-strings, boyshorts, or bikini?
~The first three I like to wear. And honestly, ONLY the first three. (I have the hips of a fertility goddess- nothing else sits right.)
(19) Boxers, Briefs, tighty whiteys?
~Commando isn't an option? *grin* (Gah! Why are these numbered wrong?)
(20) Had sex in a movie theater?
~(This is numbered very, very incorrectly.) Nuh-uh. My ex got to second base at 'Tomb Raider,' but Neko and I tend to watch the movie. ^_^
(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
~And enjoyed it.
(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
~Nope. Although some of the callers probably wouldn't have minded a fake session... *shudder* WRONG 1-800 number!!! Freaks!
(21) Ever masturbated at work?
~*thinks* Nope. Not that I can remember.
(21) Ever been to an adult store?
~*nodnod* And it was hilarious every time.
(22) how often do you masturbate?
~*blinks* Okay, lemme think... It honestly depends on how my hormone levels are- seriously; I can't just BE horny for no reason- and what I've been thinking about. If Neko's not around- which means masturbation hasn't been big on my plate for quite some time- then it would be... three times a week?
(22) Bought something from an adult store?
~*nodnod* Yep! Several things, in fact.
(23) Have you been caught having sex?
~Very, very nearly.
(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
~*sheepish grin* Yes, and in my defense, they were taken and sent BEFORE Neko and I hooked up.
(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
~Allllllllllmost. *laughing* Is it REALLY weird if the name I almost moaned was actually his character's name? (I really liked my ex's demon, Rahzel. *grin* And I was very much into my mental fantasy that night, well over four years ago. *laughing*)
(26) what are you wearing right now??
~(I'll be annoyingly specific.) Pale pink thong, white bra, no socks, size 12 torn blue jeans, a pink long-sleeved shirt with a snap-button front that won't stay snapped, red velvet sandals, one brown and silver hair claw clip, one blue topaz (engagement) ring and one turquoise ring. Oh, and my glasses.
(26) Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
~*snerk* Since I yoinked it from Freetha, I think anyone would. Like she said- not a matter of guts.