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OH EM GEE I was awoken today with Leah texting me with vagina probz. Then later I got a text from Sam about how my fudge is like sex in a box...
"I want more fudge. Its like sexs in a box."
SO I WAS ALL 'I'm going to put some in a piping bag and squeeze it up your bum OH WAIT SORRY THAT'S WEIRD AND GROSS soz xxx'
yessssss Georgette is AMAZING
I am I am
WAS ON CHECKOUTS FOR 100 YEARS YESTERDAY until Mikey and I bullied Sam and whatsherface into letting me have my freedom. ohh yeahhhh
TAZ DID NOT VISIT ME YESTERDAY whyyyyyyyy?
Oh em gee I need more credit
MOBILE PHONES HAVE CONSUMED MY LIFE FAR TOO QUICKLY
nipple tassels
OKAY I AM GOING TO FORCE SAM TO ASK ME OUT PROPERLY ON WEDNESDAY I THINK yes
yesyesyes
then I will make him more fudge
OHHHHH NEW PROJECT ON TUES
to INDUSTRY DEADLINES
yumyumyum
Redbush tea in my pants
TAKE ME NOWWWWWWWW
I was totally talking to a lady from Lush when I was on checkouts and we were totally both screaming 'PLAYYYY YOUR CARDS RIGHTTTTTTT' and came together.
Jade popped in.
Fun was had by all.
"I want more fudge. Its like sexs in a box."
SO I WAS ALL 'I'm going to put some in a piping bag and squeeze it up your bum OH WAIT SORRY THAT'S WEIRD AND GROSS soz xxx'
yessssss Georgette is AMAZING
I am I am
WAS ON CHECKOUTS FOR 100 YEARS YESTERDAY until Mikey and I bullied Sam and whatsherface into letting me have my freedom. ohh yeahhhh
TAZ DID NOT VISIT ME YESTERDAY whyyyyyyyy?
Oh em gee I need more credit
MOBILE PHONES HAVE CONSUMED MY LIFE FAR TOO QUICKLY
nipple tassels
OKAY I AM GOING TO FORCE SAM TO ASK ME OUT PROPERLY ON WEDNESDAY I THINK yes
yesyesyes
then I will make him more fudge
OHHHHH NEW PROJECT ON TUES
to INDUSTRY DEADLINES
yumyumyum
Redbush tea in my pants
TAKE ME NOWWWWWWWW
I was totally talking to a lady from Lush when I was on checkouts and we were totally both screaming 'PLAYYYY YOUR CARDS RIGHTTTTTTT' and came together.
Jade popped in.
Fun was had by all.