Every Dog Has His Day....
First, my humans had been busy cleaning and tidying the place. I don't know why they bother. I prefer the place the way it is before they start. Cleaning and tidying always involves getting out the dreaded Hoover, which eats any crumbs on the floor that I was saving for later. It roars at me, so I try to kill it, but my humans always tell me off. They don't stop the Hoover from roaring at me though.
The next thing that happened was that I looked out of the window and saw a cat across the street. Cheek! That's my street! So of course, I ran at the window barking. Then the curtain jumped down, complete with the rod, and attacked me. This has happened before! This time, Lila was there when it happened. She could see I was only doing my duty when the curtain attacked, but she still told me off.
Then Minto took the rubbish bag out of the dustbin, and instead of carelessly leaving it outside the front of the house where the men come and steal them, he left it in the garden beside the dustbin. My luck was looking up! I ripped open the bag and found plenty of food - bits of chicken and fish that had had time to develop plenty of flavour. Minto must have left it for me to make up for being atacked by the curtain. But just as I was getting stuck in, Lila came out and told me off. You just can't win with humans.
*Wags tail at new friend, tyr_roo*