And I'm down fo' whateva....
Jesus Christ.
I'm a terrible student, and wow my weekend was fucked up.
Drank last night. Drank the night before that. And the night before that.
So yeah, how the hell did this all start?? I got a migraine on Thursday. Had a RIDICULOUSLY shitty Friday, one that involved two meetings, some light starvation and my walking all the way downtown, and then back again in the rain due to my unfailing ability to miss the bus by mere seconds. Apparently I'm pretty hormonal, because I keep freaking out about stuff... Like video games. It doesn't bother me that Talon and the rest of the guys play video games. It doesn't bother me that they all want to hang out with eachother. But they play Halo, like, every fucking night. And I don't want to seem like a spoiled brat or anything, but I want to be able to hang out, and that's impossible. You can't interact with people who are glued to a television screen. So on Friday, when all the guys wanted to play Halo, I got Jon to buy me some wine, some Smirnoff IV Rasberry, and some hard peach cider, and me, Aleah and Jen locked ourselves in Talon's apartment, took off a lot of our clothes and had ourselves a damned good time. We played drunk monopoly, took incriminating lesbian photographs in Robert's room, and bitched about men a lot. Let's just say I moved my hump.
The next day, I got hormonal AGAIN. Aleah was supposed to pick me up and take me back to the dorms so I could look decent for Aprille's dinner party and simply lost track of the time while hanging out with Jon in Medford. So I was not only late, but I looked like ass. Aprille's dinner party turned into more of a party party, but Jon and Aaron were also having a party party that night across the street. So we went over there, and Oh My Jesus what a party. There were only a few people I didn't know, but there were a LOT of people. and a puppy. And I got a craving for some stuff, so Jen and I went grocery shopping. We watched some Ferngully, I made out with talon in jon's bedroom (shhhh) Aaron asked me to dance and pretty much molested me, not to mention some 17 year old.... I drank a lot of Vodka, took a good many shots with Steve, whom I hadn't met before. I was eating a peach, and talking to Jon, Colleen and Colleen's friend Rachel, who I didn't yet know, and Jon was taking a bite of my peach, when Rachel turns to me and says "You have really nice boobs." Naturally, I said thank you. Jon, however, spat peach EVERYWHERE. It was hella funny. Some people smoked Salvia, but I opted instead to take Talon home and rape him a little.
Yesterday I went to the mall to buy some bras, and stopped at Tilt, and Jon won me a stuffed Grover (from Sesame Street), but Victorias Secret closed when I got there. I was SORELY disappointed. And the guys wanted to play Werewolf, and... (you guessed it) HALO!!! So I hung out with Troy and Aleah and Bethany and some cheap Tequila, and this amazing game called Pickup Line. i took some shots, moved my hump some more, laughed my ass off, and then exercised my amazing ability to end Halo parties with my sexiness.
A few days ago, I went to WalMart and what did I find??? Bathtub crayons. Talon's bathroom is now sufficiently decorated. Its funny to me though, because I started with drawing pictures, and everyone else seems to prefer derogative graffiti. There's a lot of penis and vagina talk on those walls. But I drew a flower and a ladybug...
And now I'm really just procrastinating because I hate doing CORE homework more than anything in the world. But I'll do it. I guess.
I'm a terrible student, and wow my weekend was fucked up.
Drank last night. Drank the night before that. And the night before that.
So yeah, how the hell did this all start?? I got a migraine on Thursday. Had a RIDICULOUSLY shitty Friday, one that involved two meetings, some light starvation and my walking all the way downtown, and then back again in the rain due to my unfailing ability to miss the bus by mere seconds. Apparently I'm pretty hormonal, because I keep freaking out about stuff... Like video games. It doesn't bother me that Talon and the rest of the guys play video games. It doesn't bother me that they all want to hang out with eachother. But they play Halo, like, every fucking night. And I don't want to seem like a spoiled brat or anything, but I want to be able to hang out, and that's impossible. You can't interact with people who are glued to a television screen. So on Friday, when all the guys wanted to play Halo, I got Jon to buy me some wine, some Smirnoff IV Rasberry, and some hard peach cider, and me, Aleah and Jen locked ourselves in Talon's apartment, took off a lot of our clothes and had ourselves a damned good time. We played drunk monopoly, took incriminating lesbian photographs in Robert's room, and bitched about men a lot. Let's just say I moved my hump.
The next day, I got hormonal AGAIN. Aleah was supposed to pick me up and take me back to the dorms so I could look decent for Aprille's dinner party and simply lost track of the time while hanging out with Jon in Medford. So I was not only late, but I looked like ass. Aprille's dinner party turned into more of a party party, but Jon and Aaron were also having a party party that night across the street. So we went over there, and Oh My Jesus what a party. There were only a few people I didn't know, but there were a LOT of people. and a puppy. And I got a craving for some stuff, so Jen and I went grocery shopping. We watched some Ferngully, I made out with talon in jon's bedroom (shhhh) Aaron asked me to dance and pretty much molested me, not to mention some 17 year old.... I drank a lot of Vodka, took a good many shots with Steve, whom I hadn't met before. I was eating a peach, and talking to Jon, Colleen and Colleen's friend Rachel, who I didn't yet know, and Jon was taking a bite of my peach, when Rachel turns to me and says "You have really nice boobs." Naturally, I said thank you. Jon, however, spat peach EVERYWHERE. It was hella funny. Some people smoked Salvia, but I opted instead to take Talon home and rape him a little.
Yesterday I went to the mall to buy some bras, and stopped at Tilt, and Jon won me a stuffed Grover (from Sesame Street), but Victorias Secret closed when I got there. I was SORELY disappointed. And the guys wanted to play Werewolf, and... (you guessed it) HALO!!! So I hung out with Troy and Aleah and Bethany and some cheap Tequila, and this amazing game called Pickup Line. i took some shots, moved my hump some more, laughed my ass off, and then exercised my amazing ability to end Halo parties with my sexiness.
A few days ago, I went to WalMart and what did I find??? Bathtub crayons. Talon's bathroom is now sufficiently decorated. Its funny to me though, because I started with drawing pictures, and everyone else seems to prefer derogative graffiti. There's a lot of penis and vagina talk on those walls. But I drew a flower and a ladybug...
And now I'm really just procrastinating because I hate doing CORE homework more than anything in the world. But I'll do it. I guess.