hey what's up
so last friday i hung out with john and cyntia all day. it was a lot of fun. they showed me all of their favorite places. they took me to their church and john showed me how he has his own private concerts while cyntia is writing up the church fliers. they have one of those churches with a projector and whatnot. it always seems fancy bc my church never had that even though Mormon churches have BOATLOADS of $$$ so we could def have a band and all this cool gear. maybe they have it now. i haven't been to church in several years. but basically we watched youtube videos on the huge projector and sang and danced and said bad things but not too bad bc you know, we were in church. haha then they took me to this place to get a foot massage and it was really nice and relaxing. i am going to take my mom there when she visits. they do a foot massage and your legs and then they flip you over and rub everything else. i was reluctant to do it bc my feet are really ticklish but it wasn't that bad since she didn't spend that much time on the arches of my feet which is the worst spot. but every time she came to a ticklish spot i was hee hee heeing like crazy in my head. hahaha! i was relieved when it was over bc then i could finally laugh. i don't know why being massaged gives me the giggles.
later after that we drove down to Malibu. that was my first time in Malibu but it was night time so i couldn't really see much but we went to this seafood place right on the coast and i just imagined how pretty it would look in the day time. and i saw the entrances to some really fancy houses soooo someone please buy me a home in malibu thanks!
work is the same. i was getting really worn out after black friday. the people who come to shop in our store are so fucking ridiculous. every day some one is mad at you, can't read the signs properly is demanding things like how a three year old acts and is up in your face telling you how much your store sucks and how horrible of a person you are. SO hearing that day in and day out gets pretty old fast so i decided that i am just going to be super nice to everyone and not let them bother me bc if they want to be a crazy psycho christmas grinch go ahead but they won't be giving me wrinkles because of stress. so i tried it for the last couple of days and i got through my day with no head aches and minimal stress. basically boss man yelled at everyone the other day for not giving people what they want and then they call the corporate number on us so i was "...ok wtf" so nowww i just do whatever i want. i try to see how far i can say no until the guest flips a shit and then i just change prices and over ride stupid shit. it's ridiculous how far we have degraded our system in our greedy consumerist whoredom. if something is under a tag that has a completely different description, we are supposed to price adjust it bc that's where it was. so now that toy you wanted you only have to pay $9.99 for when the real price is 39.99 bc it was under a tag that clearly says "hot wheels" or something else so far from what it actually is. and they argue with you TO THE DEATH. i so badly want to tell these people to learn how to read and fuck off and die and get the fuck out of my store with your attitude and i HOPE that i did in FACT ruin your child's christmas for all of eternity. but we can't. we just have to suck it up and cater to the fucking knuckle draggers of the world. oh well.
it's almost christmas! i put up my tree the other day and it's so pretty! my mom is coming next week and i'll be working most of the time but i already told her that and she seems fine with it. she can rest and reorganize my apartment or something. my boss asked me if i minded working on christmas eve. i was like...it's nice of you to ask but everyone has the same reasons for not wanting to work christmas eve and i already figured i would be working and john and i are the only ones who don't have children to spend time with sooooo obviously we will be working bc all the other dept. supervisors will throw a hissy fit if they have to work. so whatever. BUT at least he pretended to care and asked anyhow.
i need new clothes! i only buy a new pair of pants or a shirt every couple of months bc i'm always broke. or.. when i have extra money i choose to spend it on going down to L.A. and eating at yummy retaurants. but gawd i am coming up with new combinations for my clothes that i never even knew could go together. i just want to drop like $500 and get an entire new wardrobe shoes included. oh you know i have been getting lots of compliments on my coat. idk if people just don't wear red peacoats around here but it's nice to get compliments everyday even though my coat is pretty dirty bc i meant to get it dry cleaned like 2 years ago. hahah oh well.
oh and you know i've been reserving all sorts of shit at the library. since i am still with out internet i find myself here on my days off to catch up on shit and read all my fashion blogs. there are like 40 libraries here that are all connected so i can get anything and i may have put more things on hold than i can actually handle in one month. good things libraries are so forgiving. free is fun. free is more fun than paying for a book i will only read once at Barnes & Noble even though owning books is fun too.
i want to go to a log cabin somewhere with all my friends and drink hot cocoa and play board games and harrass everyone! why doesn't one of us own a winter cabin yet? alan should get on that.
later after that we drove down to Malibu. that was my first time in Malibu but it was night time so i couldn't really see much but we went to this seafood place right on the coast and i just imagined how pretty it would look in the day time. and i saw the entrances to some really fancy houses soooo someone please buy me a home in malibu thanks!
work is the same. i was getting really worn out after black friday. the people who come to shop in our store are so fucking ridiculous. every day some one is mad at you, can't read the signs properly is demanding things like how a three year old acts and is up in your face telling you how much your store sucks and how horrible of a person you are. SO hearing that day in and day out gets pretty old fast so i decided that i am just going to be super nice to everyone and not let them bother me bc if they want to be a crazy psycho christmas grinch go ahead but they won't be giving me wrinkles because of stress. so i tried it for the last couple of days and i got through my day with no head aches and minimal stress. basically boss man yelled at everyone the other day for not giving people what they want and then they call the corporate number on us so i was "...ok wtf" so nowww i just do whatever i want. i try to see how far i can say no until the guest flips a shit and then i just change prices and over ride stupid shit. it's ridiculous how far we have degraded our system in our greedy consumerist whoredom. if something is under a tag that has a completely different description, we are supposed to price adjust it bc that's where it was. so now that toy you wanted you only have to pay $9.99 for when the real price is 39.99 bc it was under a tag that clearly says "hot wheels" or something else so far from what it actually is. and they argue with you TO THE DEATH. i so badly want to tell these people to learn how to read and fuck off and die and get the fuck out of my store with your attitude and i HOPE that i did in FACT ruin your child's christmas for all of eternity. but we can't. we just have to suck it up and cater to the fucking knuckle draggers of the world. oh well.
it's almost christmas! i put up my tree the other day and it's so pretty! my mom is coming next week and i'll be working most of the time but i already told her that and she seems fine with it. she can rest and reorganize my apartment or something. my boss asked me if i minded working on christmas eve. i was like...it's nice of you to ask but everyone has the same reasons for not wanting to work christmas eve and i already figured i would be working and john and i are the only ones who don't have children to spend time with sooooo obviously we will be working bc all the other dept. supervisors will throw a hissy fit if they have to work. so whatever. BUT at least he pretended to care and asked anyhow.
i need new clothes! i only buy a new pair of pants or a shirt every couple of months bc i'm always broke. or.. when i have extra money i choose to spend it on going down to L.A. and eating at yummy retaurants. but gawd i am coming up with new combinations for my clothes that i never even knew could go together. i just want to drop like $500 and get an entire new wardrobe shoes included. oh you know i have been getting lots of compliments on my coat. idk if people just don't wear red peacoats around here but it's nice to get compliments everyday even though my coat is pretty dirty bc i meant to get it dry cleaned like 2 years ago. hahah oh well.
oh and you know i've been reserving all sorts of shit at the library. since i am still with out internet i find myself here on my days off to catch up on shit and read all my fashion blogs. there are like 40 libraries here that are all connected so i can get anything and i may have put more things on hold than i can actually handle in one month. good things libraries are so forgiving. free is fun. free is more fun than paying for a book i will only read once at Barnes & Noble even though owning books is fun too.
i want to go to a log cabin somewhere with all my friends and drink hot cocoa and play board games and harrass everyone! why doesn't one of us own a winter cabin yet? alan should get on that.