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So, did you hear about that theater that opened recently in the Basque region? Well, there was a fire on opening night and since there was only one exit a bunch of people were trampled to death as they tried to escape, and many more died horrible fiery deaths as the building burned down, all because they couldn't get out in time. I guess it just goes to show, you shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.

And here's an idea: is someone who loves Wikipedia and spends all their free time browsing through it a Wikipedophile?