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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I pulled over and changed rapgrl316's flat tire (15 points). In February I set ghoti7271's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I pushed breathoffreedom in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I punched muclarinetgirl in the arm (-10 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (622 points). For Christmas I deserve a new porsche!
Sincerely,
Jabba