Land of Bacon and Beavers
[What time are you starting this?:]: 11:35
[Name?]: Sam
[Date of birth?:]: August 7, 1989
[Sex?:]: How much?
[Height?:]: 6'0"
[Eye color?:]: Hazel...i think they change
[Have you ever failed a grade?:]: No
[Do you have crush on someone?:]: Sure
[Do you have a bf/gf?:]: No
[What are you wearing right now?:]: Boxers and Sox
[Would you have sex before marriage?:]: Yea
[Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:]: No
[Are you a virgin?:]: Yes
[Do you smoke?:]: Nope
[Do you drink?:]: Like...liquids? Sure...alcohol..nope, not rlly
[What are your favorite colors?:]: Blue, Silver, Black
[What is your favorite animal?:]: Llamas, Penguins, Monkeys
[Do you have any birthmarks?:]: On my leg
[Who are your best friends of the female sex?:]: My home dizzles in the big FL HOLLAA
[Who are your best friends of the male sex?:]: Err..ummm....Kyle?
[Who do you talk to most on the phone?:]: Sam no use phone
[Have you ever been slapped?:]: Not like bitch slapped, but like...tapped....lol
[Do you get online a lot?:]: No doubt son. =-)
[Are you shy or outgoing?:]: Both! Confused?
[Do you shower?:]: Whats that?
[Do you hate school?:]: Nope
[Do you have a social life?:]: Sure
[How easily do you trust people?:]: Yea
[Have you ever lied to your best friends?:]: Nothing big
[Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?]: If I answer your question with a question, do I get this wrong?
[Would you ever sky dive?:]: YES
[Do you like to dance?:]: Yea, when I'm home alone, on the phone, naked, in front og the mirror, girl I think my butt look big.
[Have you ever been out of state?:]: Give you two guesses.
[Do you like to travel?:]: Yea, its nice to get away.
[Have you ever been expelled from school?:]: Nope
[Have you ever been suspended from school?:]:Almost, in 3rd grade I beat some kid up for putting glue on my big bros jacket cuz I thot my bro would beat me up, it was a lose/lose situation
[Do you want to get out of your hometown?:]: I have a hometown?!
[Have you ever gotten high?:]: Nope
[What's your favorite drink?:]: Mike's Hard Lemonade! its delicous and hard!!!
[Do you like Snapple?:]: I like the snapple lady!
[Do you drink a lot of water?:]: Absolutly not.
[What toothpaste do you use?:]: the teeth cleaning kind
[Do you have a cell phone or pager?:]: cager
[Do you have a curfew?:]: Negative
[What name brand do you wear the most?:]: My shoes are New Balance! and they're pimp, and then after i got em every1 else did =-(...I like the new balance sport commercial
[What kind of jewelry do you wear?:]: The imaginary kind
[What do you have pierced?:]: Nothin
[What do you want pierced?:]: ONLY EVERY SINGLE SPOT ON MY BODY...................
[Do you like taking pictures?:]: Sure
[Do you like getting your picture taken?]: Not rlly
[Do you have a tan?:]: I'm straight up white!
[Do you get annoyed easily?:]: I have no love for stupid people.
[Do you have your own pool?:]: My apartment complex has a pool?...
[Do you have any siblings?:]: 19 yr old bro, 12 or 13 yr old half bro (cant remember?) 7 yr old half bro, 7 or 8 yr old half sister, 2 or 3 yr old half bro...i shuld remember these things....
[Do you get along with your parents?:]: Indeed
[How do you vent your anger?:]: Keep it to myself, other people don't need to worry themselves with my problems.
[Have you ever run away?:]: Never wanted to
[Have you ever been fired from a job?:]: Nope
[Do you even have a job?:]: Nope
[Do you daydream a lot?:]: Yep
[What do you want a tattoo of?:]: So now I have to get a tatoo HUH?!? WELL PUNK! MAYBE I DONT WANT ONE!!....a pony....lmao
[What does your most recent crush look like?:]: Like you.
[Are you rude?:]: I try not to be
[What is your heritage?:]: Italian/German
[What is your lucky number?:]: 37 or something, its on all my fortune cookie paper slip thingys
[What does your hair look like right now?:]: SHORT and messy
[Could you ever be a vegetarian?:]: McDonalds owns me
[Would you ever date someone younger than you?:]: Sure, I wont pee on them tho....
Real update on Thursday!