U MAKE ME TITTER UUUHHHNNNGGG !!!! ©2005 ®™
**WARNING** What you are about to read is not a reinactment...this is the real deal ladies and gentlemen....and in no way were any animals harmed during the making of this Update. Explicit Language involved...read at ur own risk
Slder4Christ03:
U MAKE ME TITTER
UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
Slder4Christ03: eh?
Slder4Christ03: pur some suga on me?
Slder4Christ03: pour*
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UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
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Slder4Christ03: U MAKE ME TITTER
UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
dashort14lyfe: wuttt
dashort14lyfe: ???????
Slder4Christ03: pur some suga on me
dashort14lyfe: ill get ants srry
Slder4Christ03: sexy ants?
Slder4Christ03: we can get honey if ude rather have bees
Slder4Christ03: they're sexy
dashort14lyfe: if i get stung then u kno ur gonna be severly injured
Slder4Christ03: whos gonna hurt me?
Slder4Christ03: im just tryin to put my bread in ur oven
Slder4Christ03: no need to burn me
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: wow
dashort14lyfe: ima warn u from now i am preverted
dashort14lyfe: okok
Slder4Christ03: a girls gotta do wut a girls gotta do
Slder4Christ03: if u have to titter the bathrooms down the hall
dashort14lyfe: wut
dashort14lyfe: i have noi clue wut u mean but its funny as hell
Slder4Christ03: we need to pak up this shindig and muv down the lane...the muffin man is my landlord
Slder4Christ03: he dont like it when my payments r late
Slder4Christ03: and trust me
Slder4Christ03: u dont want him to become the puffin man
Slder4Christ03: crazy as hell i say
Slder4Christ03: so how old did u say u were?
dashort14lyfe: 13 wut ru talking about cuz there a jamaykan song dat goe
dashort14lyfe: s
Slder4Christ03: WHAT?
dashort14lyfe: lil miss muffit sat on my tuffit
Slder4Christ03: UR 18???
Slder4Christ03: UR FIRST!!!
dashort14lyfe: yea
Slder4Christ03: GIGITY GIGITY GIGITY YEA!
dashort14lyfe: thirteen
Slder4Christ03: its ok
Slder4Christ03: theres no need to be scared
Slder4Christ03: evry1s a virgin at one point
dashort14lyfe: wut scared of who u
dashort14lyfe: plez
Slder4Christ03: remember kid
Slder4Christ03: when u grow up
Slder4Christ03: theres a simple saying us mature people live by
Slder4Christ03: "puff...puff...pass"
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: ur funny
dashort14lyfe: ur only 15 or something
dashort14lyfe: and well u dont really sound all that mature to me
dashort14lyfe: and that is ne 1s saying
Slder4Christ03: hey hey hey
Slder4Christ03: watch the language young lady
dashort14lyfe: plez
dashort14lyfe: holmes wut lanuade
dashort14lyfe: language
dashort14lyfe: ***
Slder4Christ03: holmes??
Slder4Christ03: im not yo vato
Slder4Christ03: we aint ese's
Slder4Christ03: dont play the laffing game with me kid
dashort14lyfe: yea i refer to ppl as ho
dashort14lyfe: wut game
Slder4Christ03: ill whip out my pimp stick faster then u can say badunkadunk
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: how would u describe this pimp stick of urs
Slder4Christ03: its long hard and smooth
Slder4Christ03: remember that
dashort14lyfe: sounds like fun
dashort14lyfe: lol;
Slder4Christ03: cuz ull never see anything like it again
dashort14lyfe: riiiiiiiight
Slder4Christ03: riiight?
dashort14lyfe: wutever u say
Slder4Christ03: Let's try and you proper grammar here mate.
Slder4Christ03: use*
Slder4Christ03: Damn, I'm off to a bad start already.
dashort14lyfe: Okay just for you I will write properly>
Slder4Christ03: Do you have a badunkadunk?
dashort14lyfe: I am going to hand it to you, you are a very interesting character.
Slder4Christ03: Do you have a badunkadunk?
dashort14lyfe: Maybe but I have a strong feeling my badunkadunk is different from yours.
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of "Badunkadunk"?
dashort14lyfe: Badunkadunk-1.) a rather large butt 2.) a rather large doodad
Slder4Christ03: A Badunkadunk is a rather large butt, I would have also accepted "What you put your mug on, saddle up and ride" or "The Junk in the Trunk"
dashort14lyfe: I'm terrible sorry i have a old dictionary
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of a "Losey"
dashort14lyfe: lets see how do you prenounce that one
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: I'm sorry ma'am, I cannot reveal that information to you right now.
dashort14lyfe: Sorry my apologies my good sir.
Slder4Christ03: Well, we here at Titters Inc. are awaiting your answer.
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of a "Losey"
dashort14lyfe: I'll get right on it
dashort14lyfe: I be but a moment
Slder4Christ03: Alrighty then.
dashort14lyfe: 1.) a very large hole that has much experience
Slder4Christ03: No ma'am I'm sorry that is very, very, very incorrect. The correct answer would have been "A single cigarette bought at the store from an Arab."
dashort14lyfe: lmfao and how the hell am i suppuse to kno all of dat
Slder4Christ03: Well you're the one participating on this game show are you not?
dashort14lyfe: hell nah
dashort14lyfe: i aint kno i was is no game sho
Slder4Christ03: "Hell, nah?!"...."I ain't know I was is no game show?!!?" Jesus Christ!!! We've got a thug wanna be here. We need Tyrone in here. Bloody hell GET TYRONE IN HERE!!!
dashort14lyfe: oooo is he sexy
dashort14lyfe: if he is bring him on out
Slder4Christ03: *Extremely large dark skinned man enters the room wearing a bullet proof vest and a blue bandana*
dashort14lyfe: if not u can keep him
Slder4Christ03: G-UNIT!!!
Slder4Christ03: aight foo
Slder4Christ03: listen up ya heard
dashort14lyfe: a monkey get that away from me
Slder4Christ03: us thugs up in herr aint bout to take no shit from a lil biatch like yoself
Slder4Christ03: so ide appreciate it
Slder4Christ03: if u stopped bein so IGNANT
dashort14lyfe: bitch my ass come bring it then ill pop u so hard
Slder4Christ03: and walked rite out dat der door
Slder4Christ03: walk*...
Slder4Christ03: ull pop me so hard?
dashort14lyfe: punch the shit out of u
Slder4Christ03: yo momma teach u to say that when red headed pussies throw yo books down?
Slder4Christ03: u aint kno wut its like to be livin the thug life
dashort14lyfe: lmfao and u do right
Slder4Christ03: dont player hate
Slder4Christ03: anal penetrate
Slder4Christ03: bet u now all bout dat
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuuhhhnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: i aint player hating cuz i have yet to c one whenu show me then come chat to me
Slder4Christ03: ooooh
Slder4Christ03: nice try kid.
Slder4Christ03: come bak when ur nuts drop
dashort14lyfe: i dont have nuts and neither do u so wuts new
Slder4Christ03: no im sry
dashort14lyfe: plus u started talking to me not the other way arounf
Slder4Christ03: dont make me t-bag yo ass
Slder4Christ03: and u aint got nuts cuz i castrated u
Slder4Christ03: they'll grow bak someday
Slder4Christ03: dont worry ur miniscule mind about it
dashort14lyfe: wow ima give u props for trying that was a good one
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
Slder4Christ03: for trying u say?
Slder4Christ03: than i take it wut u do is completly futial?
dashort14lyfe: yea peace holmes i aint got time for ur shit
Slder4Christ03: ha
Slder4Christ03: thats funny
Slder4Christ03: it sounded like
dashort14lyfe: bub bye
Slder4Christ03: u sed u dont have time
Slder4Christ03: so tell me
Slder4Christ03: this time that ur using for my "shit"
Slder4Christ03: wut better use culd it be put to?
Slder4Christ03: sitting in ur bed wondering y ur nuts dont grow bak?
Slder4Christ03: harshness
dashort14lyfe: heres wut ima do for u take this bananna cucumber and carrot
dashort14lyfe: plus the lubricant
dashort14lyfe: have ur self a good ol time
Slder4Christ03: hey there buddy
Slder4Christ03: 3 long hard items? sounds like a gang bang
Slder4Christ03: from wut ive heard
Slder4Christ03: thats ur area of expertise
dashort14lyfe: damn straight
Slder4Christ03: Ha.
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuhhhnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: ok
dashort14lyfe: go to the crapper
dashort14lyfe: plez
dashort14lyfe: cure the comstipation
dashort14lyfe: con**
Slder4Christ03: o im sry
Slder4Christ03: were u trying to insult me?
Slder4Christ03: better luck next time.
dashort14lyfe: no trying to help you
Slder4Christ03: oooo i seee
Slder4Christ03: so this is a way to look beyond ur own problems
Slder4Christ03: well if u need to talk about anything
Slder4Christ03: im hear for ya
Slder4Christ03: and remember
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuuhhhnnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: ok then back to narmal plez
dashort14lyfe: so i here ur sam
Slder4Christ03: thats my slave name biatch
Slder4Christ03: they call me antuan round dese parts
dashort14lyfe: srry so wut do u want me to call u
Slder4Christ03: Master.
dashort14lyfe: punk plez
dashort14lyfe: keep trying
Slder4Christ03: keep trying wut?
Slder4Christ03: u need me to pull out my pimp cane?
dashort14lyfe: keep trying a different name
dashort14lyfe: mayb
Slder4Christ03: have u seen wut i did to ur sister?
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
Slder4Christ03: i cant get her to go away now
Slder4Christ03: she keeps comin bak
Slder4Christ03: my pimp canes ruff stuff
dashort14lyfe: u make make me laight
dashort14lyfe: laugh
dashort14lyfe: ***
Slder4Christ03: the correct way to say it wuld be
Slder4Christ03: u make me laugh...masta
dashort14lyfe: git r dun
dashort14lyfe: lmfao just like dat
dashort14lyfe: come on and lets do it ride it ur pony ur saddles waiting come on and jump on it
Slder4Christ03: ...
Slder4Christ03: im not big into ponies
Slder4Christ03: llamas r kool
Slder4Christ03: and penguins too
dashort14lyfe: r u sure
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: yes.
Slder4Christ03: I plead da fif
dashort14lyfe: if u insist
Slder4Christ03: I PLEAD DA FIF
Slder4Christ03: ONE....TWO....TREEE....FO.....FIF!!!
Slder4Christ03: here
Slder4Christ03: i have a special document i think i need u to see
Slder4Christ03: F i F
dashort14lyfe: ok then
dashort14lyfe: u watch too much comdy centrel
Slder4Christ03: FUCK YO COUGH NI99A
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: wow
Slder4Christ03: couch*
dashort14lyfe: actually i prefer the floo
Slder4Christ03: the floo?
dashort14lyfe: yep
Slder4Christ03: the flu maybe?
dashort14lyfe: nay
Slder4Christ03: the floo then?
Slder4Christ03: bess u
Slder4Christ03: muving on
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: sure y not
Slder4Christ03: bless
Slder4Christ03: U SEE WUT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT SLEEP
Slder4Christ03: SLEEP IS GOOD
Slder4Christ03: SLEEP U MUST
dashort14lyfe: yea i heard that somewhere b4 but i forgot where
Slder4Christ03: so Jhanille
Slder4Christ03: i have a few questions ide like to ask u
dashort14lyfe: wow spelled right and all
dashort14lyfe: go head
dashort14lyfe: ask
Slder4Christ03: 1. If you got a phone call from the one and only Micheal Jackson and he invited you to spend a night in Neverland, without parents, would you go?
dashort14lyfe: yea as long as i got my piece
Slder4Christ03: I see.
dashort14lyfe: Lmao and extra bullets
dashort14lyfe: just in case never to safe
Slder4Christ03: 2. If Micheal Jackson offered you a can of his ever popular "Jesus Juice" would you accpet?
Slder4Christ03: accept*
dashort14lyfe: hell now i dont no wut the frig is in dat
dashort14lyfe: no**
dashort14lyfe: next
Slder4Christ03: 3. While in bed falling asleep, you feel a strange tingly feeling arise near your Badunkadunk, you turn to see what it is and find Micheal Jackson's noseless face staring into yours, your first action is?
dashort14lyfe: pull out my piece and pop him a few and kick him in his shit
dashort14lyfe: O:-)
Slder4Christ03: ::But Oh NO! It's too late, Micheal Jackson turns to you and....
YOU MAKE ME TITTER
UUUUHHHNNNNNGGGG
Slder4Christ03: GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY YEA!!!!!
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: :-D
dashort14lyfe: ok that was a gooden
Slder4Christ03: Y thank you
Slder4Christ03: brb
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: bak
dashort14lyfe: alrighty then
dashort14lyfe: my turn for questions
Slder4Christ03: Ha!
Slder4Christ03: shoot
dashort14lyfe: >:omaster
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: pimp pimp
Slder4Christ03: []D [] []\/[] []D
dashort14lyfe: thats gangster
Slder4Christ03: once again
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
dashort14lyfe: lol ok then bak to my line of questions
Slder4Christ03: mhmm
dashort14lyfe: 1. do u have work in the mourning
dashort14lyfe: ???
Slder4Christ03: LMAO
Slder4Christ03: sigh
Slder4Christ03: u dont get it
Slder4Christ03: ha
dashort14lyfe: nope
Slder4Christ03: No I don't
dashort14lyfe: hold on
Slder4Christ03: Don't take Yanique's advice.
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: She is using you!
dashort14lyfe: i wont
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: Rebel against the man!!
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: 2. how long is you pimp stick??
Slder4Christ03: Longer than yours.
dashort14lyfe: i dont have one
Slder4Christ03: Than I guess I;m right eh?
dashort14lyfe: erm looks so doesnt it
dashort14lyfe: lol ok then nest
dashort14lyfe: 3.How old id buddy boi
dashort14lyfe: is**
Slder4Christ03: Buddy Boi?
dashort14lyfe: yes u?
Slder4Christ03: How old am I?
dashort14lyfe: yea
dashort14lyfe: 42
dashort14lyfe: 67
dashort14lyfe: help me out here
Slder4Christ03: Old enough to know your a stranger and my mommy told me not to talk to rapists like yourself!!!
dashort14lyfe: lmfao then y r u talking to me
dashort14lyfe: here let me give you a ride
dashort14lyfe: come on i wont hurt u
Slder4Christ03: Because I'm an extremly sexy 82 year old man trapped inside a stalked obsessed teen body.
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: that must be really hard on you
Slder4Christ03: It really is.
dashort14lyfe: how do survive
dashort14lyfe: ~silent moment~
dashort14lyfe: dedicated to your life
Slder4Christ03: Melt the cottage cheese here and there, you know there was this one time with Colby Jack Cheese *WOAH* can u say O-R-G-A-S-M?!
dashort14lyfe: yes i can
dashort14lyfe: yesssssssssss i love colby jack
dashort14lyfe: its the one with the yellow and white
Slder4Christ03: Indeed.
dashort14lyfe: ne who yes ok im pated that moment
dashort14lyfe: soooooooooo
dashort14lyfe: ...
dashort14lyfe: pasted**
Slder4Christ03: Have you no more questions?
dashort14lyfe: past**
dashort14lyfe: y of course it never ends
dashort14lyfe: muhahaha
dashort14lyfe: bannana or pinapple
dashort14lyfe: master
Slder4Christ03: Some people say cucumbers are better pickled.
dashort14lyfe: lol but banannas are filing
dashort14lyfe: pinapples are ruff
Slder4Christ03: Indeed.
dashort14lyfe: so which would do u prefer
Slder4Christ03: We've been through this already!
Slder4Christ03: Next question!
dashort14lyfe: fine be that way
dashort14lyfe: okok
dashort14lyfe: r u a giver or a taker
dashort14lyfe: ????
Slder4Christ03: I'm afraid I'll have to answer your question with another very similar to it.
dashort14lyfe: ok
dashort14lyfe: fine
dashort14lyfe: :-P
Slder4Christ03: Christmas or Hanukkah
Slder4Christ03: ?
dashort14lyfe: christmas
dashort14lyfe: y?
Slder4Christ03: Ok then.
dashort14lyfe: explain
Slder4Christ03: You know what i mean.
dashort14lyfe: ooooo
Slder4Christ03: No need to elaborate!
Slder4Christ03: You catch my drift!
dashort14lyfe: i get
Slder4Christ03: Moving on!
dashort14lyfe: yes
dashort14lyfe: spit or swallow?
Slder4Christ03: Ha, you silly little girl, a Frech Tank doesn't have 6 gears! It has 5! 4 to go backwards and 1 to go forwards in case they are attacked from behind.
dashort14lyfe: lmao wow
dashort14lyfe: ur a special thing
Slder4Christ03: Amazing isn't it?
dashort14lyfe: thats all for now
dashort14lyfe: yes it is
Slder4Christ03: Well then.
Slder4Christ03: Do you wanna touch it?
Slder4Christ03: It's ok
dashort14lyfe: really for free
Slder4Christ03: Go ahead.
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: Oh Oh...be careful though.
dashort14lyfe: il be gentle
Slder4Christ03: Don't want it to get excited and go off in your hair
Slder4Christ03: U MAKE ME TITTER!!!
dashort14lyfe: family guy
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: hahaha
Slder4Christ03: UUUUUHHHHHNNNNNNGGGG
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: that was great
Slder4Christ03: U WANT ME PANTS?!
Slder4Christ03: ooo
Slder4Christ03: u want my father.
dashort14lyfe: it would be an honor
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: is he old
Slder4Christ03: Old enough.
dashort14lyfe: GREAT ILL TAKE IT
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: maybe give it to yiggy
dashort14lyfe: for a present
Slder4Christ03: Thats it kid. I'm out of the good stuff, tune in next week for "When psycotic midgets GO WILD : The Girls Gone Wild Understory."
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: ne who ttyl
dashort14lyfe: gots to go
dashort14lyfe: peace
Slder4Christ03: you make me titter
Slder4Christ03: UUUUHHHNNNNNGGG
dashort14lyfe: yessss i do dont i
dashort14lyfe: bub bye now
dashort14lyfe: =)
Slder4Christ03: Wait
Slder4Christ03: b4 u go
dashort14lyfe: yea
Slder4Christ03: I must tell you the morale of my story.
dashort14lyfe: go ahead
Slder4Christ03: Always remember to put your mug on, saddle up....and ride." THANK YOU CHICAGO
P.S~~ Be a Pimp (Top Left of Entry) If I made you laugh.
Slder4Christ03:
U MAKE ME TITTER
UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
Slder4Christ03: eh?
Slder4Christ03: pur some suga on me?
Slder4Christ03: pour*
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UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
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Slder4Christ03: U MAKE ME TITTER
UUUHHHNNNNGGGG
dashort14lyfe: wuttt
dashort14lyfe: ???????
Slder4Christ03: pur some suga on me
dashort14lyfe: ill get ants srry
Slder4Christ03: sexy ants?
Slder4Christ03: we can get honey if ude rather have bees
Slder4Christ03: they're sexy
dashort14lyfe: if i get stung then u kno ur gonna be severly injured
Slder4Christ03: whos gonna hurt me?
Slder4Christ03: im just tryin to put my bread in ur oven
Slder4Christ03: no need to burn me
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: wow
dashort14lyfe: ima warn u from now i am preverted
dashort14lyfe: okok
Slder4Christ03: a girls gotta do wut a girls gotta do
Slder4Christ03: if u have to titter the bathrooms down the hall
dashort14lyfe: wut
dashort14lyfe: i have noi clue wut u mean but its funny as hell
Slder4Christ03: we need to pak up this shindig and muv down the lane...the muffin man is my landlord
Slder4Christ03: he dont like it when my payments r late
Slder4Christ03: and trust me
Slder4Christ03: u dont want him to become the puffin man
Slder4Christ03: crazy as hell i say
Slder4Christ03: so how old did u say u were?
dashort14lyfe: 13 wut ru talking about cuz there a jamaykan song dat goe
dashort14lyfe: s
Slder4Christ03: WHAT?
dashort14lyfe: lil miss muffit sat on my tuffit
Slder4Christ03: UR 18???
Slder4Christ03: UR FIRST!!!
dashort14lyfe: yea
Slder4Christ03: GIGITY GIGITY GIGITY YEA!
dashort14lyfe: thirteen
Slder4Christ03: its ok
Slder4Christ03: theres no need to be scared
Slder4Christ03: evry1s a virgin at one point
dashort14lyfe: wut scared of who u
dashort14lyfe: plez
Slder4Christ03: remember kid
Slder4Christ03: when u grow up
Slder4Christ03: theres a simple saying us mature people live by
Slder4Christ03: "puff...puff...pass"
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: ur funny
dashort14lyfe: ur only 15 or something
dashort14lyfe: and well u dont really sound all that mature to me
dashort14lyfe: and that is ne 1s saying
Slder4Christ03: hey hey hey
Slder4Christ03: watch the language young lady
dashort14lyfe: plez
dashort14lyfe: holmes wut lanuade
dashort14lyfe: language
dashort14lyfe: ***
Slder4Christ03: holmes??
Slder4Christ03: im not yo vato
Slder4Christ03: we aint ese's
Slder4Christ03: dont play the laffing game with me kid
dashort14lyfe: yea i refer to ppl as ho
dashort14lyfe: wut game
Slder4Christ03: ill whip out my pimp stick faster then u can say badunkadunk
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: how would u describe this pimp stick of urs
Slder4Christ03: its long hard and smooth
Slder4Christ03: remember that
dashort14lyfe: sounds like fun
dashort14lyfe: lol;
Slder4Christ03: cuz ull never see anything like it again
dashort14lyfe: riiiiiiiight
Slder4Christ03: riiight?
dashort14lyfe: wutever u say
Slder4Christ03: Let's try and you proper grammar here mate.
Slder4Christ03: use*
Slder4Christ03: Damn, I'm off to a bad start already.
dashort14lyfe: Okay just for you I will write properly>
Slder4Christ03: Do you have a badunkadunk?
dashort14lyfe: I am going to hand it to you, you are a very interesting character.
Slder4Christ03: Do you have a badunkadunk?
dashort14lyfe: Maybe but I have a strong feeling my badunkadunk is different from yours.
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of "Badunkadunk"?
dashort14lyfe: Badunkadunk-1.) a rather large butt 2.) a rather large doodad
Slder4Christ03: A Badunkadunk is a rather large butt, I would have also accepted "What you put your mug on, saddle up and ride" or "The Junk in the Trunk"
dashort14lyfe: I'm terrible sorry i have a old dictionary
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of a "Losey"
dashort14lyfe: lets see how do you prenounce that one
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: I'm sorry ma'am, I cannot reveal that information to you right now.
dashort14lyfe: Sorry my apologies my good sir.
Slder4Christ03: Well, we here at Titters Inc. are awaiting your answer.
Slder4Christ03: What is your definition of a "Losey"
dashort14lyfe: I'll get right on it
dashort14lyfe: I be but a moment
Slder4Christ03: Alrighty then.
dashort14lyfe: 1.) a very large hole that has much experience
Slder4Christ03: No ma'am I'm sorry that is very, very, very incorrect. The correct answer would have been "A single cigarette bought at the store from an Arab."
dashort14lyfe: lmfao and how the hell am i suppuse to kno all of dat
Slder4Christ03: Well you're the one participating on this game show are you not?
dashort14lyfe: hell nah
dashort14lyfe: i aint kno i was is no game sho
Slder4Christ03: "Hell, nah?!"...."I ain't know I was is no game show?!!?" Jesus Christ!!! We've got a thug wanna be here. We need Tyrone in here. Bloody hell GET TYRONE IN HERE!!!
dashort14lyfe: oooo is he sexy
dashort14lyfe: if he is bring him on out
Slder4Christ03: *Extremely large dark skinned man enters the room wearing a bullet proof vest and a blue bandana*
dashort14lyfe: if not u can keep him
Slder4Christ03: G-UNIT!!!
Slder4Christ03: aight foo
Slder4Christ03: listen up ya heard
dashort14lyfe: a monkey get that away from me
Slder4Christ03: us thugs up in herr aint bout to take no shit from a lil biatch like yoself
Slder4Christ03: so ide appreciate it
Slder4Christ03: if u stopped bein so IGNANT
dashort14lyfe: bitch my ass come bring it then ill pop u so hard
Slder4Christ03: and walked rite out dat der door
Slder4Christ03: walk*...
Slder4Christ03: ull pop me so hard?
dashort14lyfe: punch the shit out of u
Slder4Christ03: yo momma teach u to say that when red headed pussies throw yo books down?
Slder4Christ03: u aint kno wut its like to be livin the thug life
dashort14lyfe: lmfao and u do right
Slder4Christ03: dont player hate
Slder4Christ03: anal penetrate
Slder4Christ03: bet u now all bout dat
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuuhhhnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: i aint player hating cuz i have yet to c one whenu show me then come chat to me
Slder4Christ03: ooooh
Slder4Christ03: nice try kid.
Slder4Christ03: come bak when ur nuts drop
dashort14lyfe: i dont have nuts and neither do u so wuts new
Slder4Christ03: no im sry
dashort14lyfe: plus u started talking to me not the other way arounf
Slder4Christ03: dont make me t-bag yo ass
Slder4Christ03: and u aint got nuts cuz i castrated u
Slder4Christ03: they'll grow bak someday
Slder4Christ03: dont worry ur miniscule mind about it
dashort14lyfe: wow ima give u props for trying that was a good one
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
Slder4Christ03: for trying u say?
Slder4Christ03: than i take it wut u do is completly futial?
dashort14lyfe: yea peace holmes i aint got time for ur shit
Slder4Christ03: ha
Slder4Christ03: thats funny
Slder4Christ03: it sounded like
dashort14lyfe: bub bye
Slder4Christ03: u sed u dont have time
Slder4Christ03: so tell me
Slder4Christ03: this time that ur using for my "shit"
Slder4Christ03: wut better use culd it be put to?
Slder4Christ03: sitting in ur bed wondering y ur nuts dont grow bak?
Slder4Christ03: harshness
dashort14lyfe: heres wut ima do for u take this bananna cucumber and carrot
dashort14lyfe: plus the lubricant
dashort14lyfe: have ur self a good ol time
Slder4Christ03: hey there buddy
Slder4Christ03: 3 long hard items? sounds like a gang bang
Slder4Christ03: from wut ive heard
Slder4Christ03: thats ur area of expertise
dashort14lyfe: damn straight
Slder4Christ03: Ha.
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuhhhnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: ok
dashort14lyfe: go to the crapper
dashort14lyfe: plez
dashort14lyfe: cure the comstipation
dashort14lyfe: con**
Slder4Christ03: o im sry
Slder4Christ03: were u trying to insult me?
Slder4Christ03: better luck next time.
dashort14lyfe: no trying to help you
Slder4Christ03: oooo i seee
Slder4Christ03: so this is a way to look beyond ur own problems
Slder4Christ03: well if u need to talk about anything
Slder4Christ03: im hear for ya
Slder4Christ03: and remember
Slder4Christ03: u make me titter
Slder4Christ03: uuuuhhhnnnnggg
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: ok then back to narmal plez
dashort14lyfe: so i here ur sam
Slder4Christ03: thats my slave name biatch
Slder4Christ03: they call me antuan round dese parts
dashort14lyfe: srry so wut do u want me to call u
Slder4Christ03: Master.
dashort14lyfe: punk plez
dashort14lyfe: keep trying
Slder4Christ03: keep trying wut?
Slder4Christ03: u need me to pull out my pimp cane?
dashort14lyfe: keep trying a different name
dashort14lyfe: mayb
Slder4Christ03: have u seen wut i did to ur sister?
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
Slder4Christ03: i cant get her to go away now
Slder4Christ03: she keeps comin bak
Slder4Christ03: my pimp canes ruff stuff
dashort14lyfe: u make make me laight
dashort14lyfe: laugh
dashort14lyfe: ***
Slder4Christ03: the correct way to say it wuld be
Slder4Christ03: u make me laugh...masta
dashort14lyfe: git r dun
dashort14lyfe: lmfao just like dat
dashort14lyfe: come on and lets do it ride it ur pony ur saddles waiting come on and jump on it
Slder4Christ03: ...
Slder4Christ03: im not big into ponies
Slder4Christ03: llamas r kool
Slder4Christ03: and penguins too
dashort14lyfe: r u sure
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: yes.
Slder4Christ03: I plead da fif
dashort14lyfe: if u insist
Slder4Christ03: I PLEAD DA FIF
Slder4Christ03: ONE....TWO....TREEE....FO.....FIF!!!
Slder4Christ03: here
Slder4Christ03: i have a special document i think i need u to see
Slder4Christ03: F i F
dashort14lyfe: ok then
dashort14lyfe: u watch too much comdy centrel
Slder4Christ03: FUCK YO COUGH NI99A
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: wow
Slder4Christ03: couch*
dashort14lyfe: actually i prefer the floo
Slder4Christ03: the floo?
dashort14lyfe: yep
Slder4Christ03: the flu maybe?
dashort14lyfe: nay
Slder4Christ03: the floo then?
Slder4Christ03: bess u
Slder4Christ03: muving on
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: sure y not
Slder4Christ03: bless
Slder4Christ03: U SEE WUT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT SLEEP
Slder4Christ03: SLEEP IS GOOD
Slder4Christ03: SLEEP U MUST
dashort14lyfe: yea i heard that somewhere b4 but i forgot where
Slder4Christ03: so Jhanille
Slder4Christ03: i have a few questions ide like to ask u
dashort14lyfe: wow spelled right and all
dashort14lyfe: go head
dashort14lyfe: ask
Slder4Christ03: 1. If you got a phone call from the one and only Micheal Jackson and he invited you to spend a night in Neverland, without parents, would you go?
dashort14lyfe: yea as long as i got my piece
Slder4Christ03: I see.
dashort14lyfe: Lmao and extra bullets
dashort14lyfe: just in case never to safe
Slder4Christ03: 2. If Micheal Jackson offered you a can of his ever popular "Jesus Juice" would you accpet?
Slder4Christ03: accept*
dashort14lyfe: hell now i dont no wut the frig is in dat
dashort14lyfe: no**
dashort14lyfe: next
Slder4Christ03: 3. While in bed falling asleep, you feel a strange tingly feeling arise near your Badunkadunk, you turn to see what it is and find Micheal Jackson's noseless face staring into yours, your first action is?
dashort14lyfe: pull out my piece and pop him a few and kick him in his shit
dashort14lyfe: O:-)
Slder4Christ03: ::But Oh NO! It's too late, Micheal Jackson turns to you and....
YOU MAKE ME TITTER
UUUUHHHNNNNNGGGG
Slder4Christ03: GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY YEA!!!!!
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: :-D
dashort14lyfe: ok that was a gooden
Slder4Christ03: Y thank you
Slder4Christ03: brb
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: bak
dashort14lyfe: alrighty then
dashort14lyfe: my turn for questions
Slder4Christ03: Ha!
Slder4Christ03: shoot
dashort14lyfe: >:omaster
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: pimp pimp
Slder4Christ03: []D [] []\/[] []D
dashort14lyfe: thats gangster
Slder4Christ03: once again
Slder4Christ03: damn str8
dashort14lyfe: lol ok then bak to my line of questions
Slder4Christ03: mhmm
dashort14lyfe: 1. do u have work in the mourning
dashort14lyfe: ???
Slder4Christ03: LMAO
Slder4Christ03: sigh
Slder4Christ03: u dont get it
Slder4Christ03: ha
dashort14lyfe: nope
Slder4Christ03: No I don't
dashort14lyfe: hold on
Slder4Christ03: Don't take Yanique's advice.
dashort14lyfe: ok
Slder4Christ03: She is using you!
dashort14lyfe: i wont
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: Rebel against the man!!
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: 2. how long is you pimp stick??
Slder4Christ03: Longer than yours.
dashort14lyfe: i dont have one
Slder4Christ03: Than I guess I;m right eh?
dashort14lyfe: erm looks so doesnt it
dashort14lyfe: lol ok then nest
dashort14lyfe: 3.How old id buddy boi
dashort14lyfe: is**
Slder4Christ03: Buddy Boi?
dashort14lyfe: yes u?
Slder4Christ03: How old am I?
dashort14lyfe: yea
dashort14lyfe: 42
dashort14lyfe: 67
dashort14lyfe: help me out here
Slder4Christ03: Old enough to know your a stranger and my mommy told me not to talk to rapists like yourself!!!
dashort14lyfe: lmfao then y r u talking to me
dashort14lyfe: here let me give you a ride
dashort14lyfe: come on i wont hurt u
Slder4Christ03: Because I'm an extremly sexy 82 year old man trapped inside a stalked obsessed teen body.
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: that must be really hard on you
Slder4Christ03: It really is.
dashort14lyfe: how do survive
dashort14lyfe: ~silent moment~
dashort14lyfe: dedicated to your life
Slder4Christ03: Melt the cottage cheese here and there, you know there was this one time with Colby Jack Cheese *WOAH* can u say O-R-G-A-S-M?!
dashort14lyfe: yes i can
dashort14lyfe: yesssssssssss i love colby jack
dashort14lyfe: its the one with the yellow and white
Slder4Christ03: Indeed.
dashort14lyfe: ne who yes ok im pated that moment
dashort14lyfe: soooooooooo
dashort14lyfe: ...
dashort14lyfe: pasted**
Slder4Christ03: Have you no more questions?
dashort14lyfe: past**
dashort14lyfe: y of course it never ends
dashort14lyfe: muhahaha
dashort14lyfe: bannana or pinapple
dashort14lyfe: master
Slder4Christ03: Some people say cucumbers are better pickled.
dashort14lyfe: lol but banannas are filing
dashort14lyfe: pinapples are ruff
Slder4Christ03: Indeed.
dashort14lyfe: so which would do u prefer
Slder4Christ03: We've been through this already!
Slder4Christ03: Next question!
dashort14lyfe: fine be that way
dashort14lyfe: okok
dashort14lyfe: r u a giver or a taker
dashort14lyfe: ????
Slder4Christ03: I'm afraid I'll have to answer your question with another very similar to it.
dashort14lyfe: ok
dashort14lyfe: fine
dashort14lyfe: :-P
Slder4Christ03: Christmas or Hanukkah
Slder4Christ03: ?
dashort14lyfe: christmas
dashort14lyfe: y?
Slder4Christ03: Ok then.
dashort14lyfe: explain
Slder4Christ03: You know what i mean.
dashort14lyfe: ooooo
Slder4Christ03: No need to elaborate!
Slder4Christ03: You catch my drift!
dashort14lyfe: i get
Slder4Christ03: Moving on!
dashort14lyfe: yes
dashort14lyfe: spit or swallow?
Slder4Christ03: Ha, you silly little girl, a Frech Tank doesn't have 6 gears! It has 5! 4 to go backwards and 1 to go forwards in case they are attacked from behind.
dashort14lyfe: lmao wow
dashort14lyfe: ur a special thing
Slder4Christ03: Amazing isn't it?
dashort14lyfe: thats all for now
dashort14lyfe: yes it is
Slder4Christ03: Well then.
Slder4Christ03: Do you wanna touch it?
Slder4Christ03: It's ok
dashort14lyfe: really for free
Slder4Christ03: Go ahead.
dashort14lyfe: lol
Slder4Christ03: Oh Oh...be careful though.
dashort14lyfe: il be gentle
Slder4Christ03: Don't want it to get excited and go off in your hair
Slder4Christ03: U MAKE ME TITTER!!!
dashort14lyfe: family guy
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: hahaha
Slder4Christ03: UUUUUHHHHHNNNNNNGGGG
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: that was great
Slder4Christ03: U WANT ME PANTS?!
Slder4Christ03: ooo
Slder4Christ03: u want my father.
dashort14lyfe: it would be an honor
dashort14lyfe: lmfao
dashort14lyfe: is he old
Slder4Christ03: Old enough.
dashort14lyfe: GREAT ILL TAKE IT
dashort14lyfe: lmao
dashort14lyfe: maybe give it to yiggy
dashort14lyfe: for a present
Slder4Christ03: Thats it kid. I'm out of the good stuff, tune in next week for "When psycotic midgets GO WILD : The Girls Gone Wild Understory."
dashort14lyfe: lol
dashort14lyfe: ne who ttyl
dashort14lyfe: gots to go
dashort14lyfe: peace
Slder4Christ03: you make me titter
Slder4Christ03: UUUUHHHNNNNNGGG
dashort14lyfe: yessss i do dont i
dashort14lyfe: bub bye now
dashort14lyfe: =)
Slder4Christ03: Wait
Slder4Christ03: b4 u go
dashort14lyfe: yea
Slder4Christ03: I must tell you the morale of my story.
dashort14lyfe: go ahead
Slder4Christ03: Always remember to put your mug on, saddle up....and ride." THANK YOU CHICAGO
P.S~~ Be a Pimp (Top Left of Entry) If I made you laugh.