Come Sail Away With Me!!!!!
Dude, Some asshole stole my shoes today!! I was at work and diddn't want to wear my sandals in the water, so I set them on the side. I was guarding a ride and had just helped someone out of their tube, when this guy walks past me, looks at me, takes my shoes, and walks away. I tried to get him to stop, but he just walked faster. I couldn't abandon my rotation abd go after him, so I diddn't have sandals to wear the rest of the day. Other than that I had a great day. I worked the begining of one of our water coasters and this really fat guy (like 400 lbs..no joke) decided that he was going to ride it. He couldn't even fit in the tube. Anyways, once he finally squeezed himself into the tube I tried to push him off the landing. I couldn't do that. It took nearly 4 people to push that man off the landing. Of coarse he is going to get stuck in the ride, but we couldn't turn him away. So he got stuck, I had to push the Emergency Stop Button, and he has to walk out to the bottom. They really should make a weight limit on those rides. You guys should come visit me at my work. Plz!