cats that make out
My cats are constantly making out. They're brothers. I think they are decendants of Shang Tsung. At night they crawl up to my face and place their tiny cat mouths on my mouth. I saw a white haired balding man on the street today. He was blowing snot rockets on the sidewalk. He really put his whole body into it. Then he walked past me the way speed skaters iceskate. I had a strong desire to lift up my shirt and undulate my stomach. Maybe to show him that I could put my whole body into something, if I wanted to do so! He would then challenge me to a dance off. My luck he'd be a real hotdogger. A crowd would circle around us, money would be passing around, kinda like when jon, jmadd, tommy, me, nick and others were playing that one di version of craps. That ended with all of us wriggling in a pile on Roboto's floor. I need to get good at that seeing as I am currently unemployeed. I applied to be a shot girl. Even though I won't do it, it'd be funny to have tfp get a call as my reference. I fed ducks on Valentine's day. Those fuckers are nuts. There was one with a purple head. No dalmation ones though :(