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[mymancard]

This is crazy... this is so-so-so-so crazy. I’m here amongst a bunch of weirdos talkin’ to me about monsters and weird factories a-a-a-a-and people, r-real honest people getting t-turned into those monsters

Comments

[unholyspirit]

Can't you at least try and be a man about it? Honestly...

[mymancard]

W-What?! I'm being a man about it! I'm totally the man...! Yeah...

[unholyspirit]

As if! A real man would just take it in his stride and do what he had to do without complaining!

[mymancard]

Look I don't know what kind of men you've been around in your lifetime but...- okay there may be guys out there who are interested in the bigger picture rather than their own comfort and self-preservation, I'm just saying but that doesn't apply to everybody. I'm entitled to complain, this whole thing is suicidal!

[hislionheart]

If this is too much for you, don't give yourself over to the Overlords.

It means one more monster to kill.

[mymancard]

Y-Yeah I kind of got that message... people who leave become monsters, I'm not sure what I'd rather do but becoming a monster just isn't on the top of my list.

[timetorunagain]

Me?

[mymancard]

Well uhh... geez this is awkward... y-you've been nice to me, which is great and all. I seem to get nothing but abuse from most of the people here. So... y-yeah.

[timetorunagain]

Oh, I-I just... it's just part of the job, really. Being nice and making sure people have a nice enough transition as possible... given the circumstances and everything..

I'm just naturally friendly, really. Like my dad.

[mymancard]

You keep bringing up your dad. You must have had a lot of respect for him and that's good, that's very good. People need good role models in their lives otherwise they turn out... they turn out... well, bad.