First of the gang to take a shit in a bag

[pastel_pleasure]

Today my Uncle David came home from jail. Some of you know him, most have at least heard of him. He's been in jail multiple times. The reason he went in this time is because after he and his girlfriend broke up, he tried to get a sleeping bag back from her. She refused to, so as a way to get back at her, he took a shit in a bag and put all of the letters and pictures she'd ever given to him in it and mailed it to her. She called the cops on him, and due to his probation, he couldn't be in the possession of any guns or drugs. They found both at the house he was living in.

Now he's home. And he lives in the room across from mine. It should be oh so fun living next to a schizophrenic, alcoholic, speed addict.