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[pastaintthrough]

So I was cool with the tomatoes and shit. Whatever. They're tomatoes.

I got my monopoly board back from a heap of trash. And seriously, fuck you kid and the trash heap you rode in on.

And then there was yesterday with the happy craziness, but hey. Happy. Cool.

But I draw the line at mysterious red gas. Just FYI.

Comments

[grtstcmmnfactor]

You factoring hectopascals ruined everything! Just goes to show that you people can't even appreciate yourselves.

[pastaintthrough]

WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING PEOPLE'S STUFF, PRICK.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

Stealing?! Hmph. Not like you were using it anyway.

[pastaintthrough]

Are you fucking kidding me?

You want a Monopoly board? Five goddamned seconds is all you need to requisition it.

GET YOUR OWN.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

Some Old Ladies Can't Always Hide Their Old Age. You're kidding yourself. You 000s won't ever get it, huh?

[pastaintthrough]

Dude. What.

You know what. I'm done. You're all fucking off your rockers.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

I mistyped. Some Old Hags Can't Always Hide Their Old Age. SOHCATOA.

[pastaintthrough]

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BITCH I WILL KILL YOU.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

Another typo. That's SOHCAHTOA, with an 'H' after the 'A'. They make the keypads on these things the size of decimals.