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I stole this meme from madam nanashipt .
1. My uncle once: made a dog confused, by shouting some weird sounds.
2. Never in my life: have I considered wearing crocs on my feet.
3. When I was five: I had no friends.
4. High school was: (is) boring.
5. I will never forget: the first I went to a concert, the feeling of the sound bumping on my ribcage.
6. Once I met: a boy who could play drums and piano at the same time,
7. There's this boy I know: who treats animals better than people.
8. Once, at a bar: something amazing happened and I wasn't there.
9. By noon, I'm usually: being productive.
10. Last night: I wrote on my real journal how excited i was about meeting the local school's perverted teacher.
11. If only I had: drums to practice on.
12. Next time I go to church: I will rape a christian in the rectum with a blue, see-through, wiggling dildo.
13. What worries me most: is whether am a good artist or not.
14. When I turn my head left I see: the scanner, the printer and some other shit.
15. When I turn my head right I see: the tv.
16. You know I'm lying when: i talk too much..
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: Paulo Variações.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I'd be: judas. loool fuck i don't know I never read shakespear.
19. By this time next year: i'll be depressed.
20. A better name for me would be: Anus
21. I have a hard time understanding: nihilism.
22. If I ever go back to school, I'll: be in classes? wtf weird question..
23. You know I like you if: I act extra nice.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: nobody.
25. Take my advice, never: trust an employee from fnac.
26. My ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs.
27. A song I love but do not have is: Besouro by Olivetreedance. I could listen to that forever. :3
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: protect your crotch.
29. Why won't people: be nicer to me?
30. If you spend a night at my house: you'll be scared for life.
31. I'd stop my wedding for: a burrito.
32. The world could do without: esperanto, nobody speaks that language.
33. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to Tokio Hotel.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: none. I don't trust blonde people.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: those little colorful pegs you use to clip paper together.
36. If I do anything well it's: probably because your definition of well is wrong.
37. I can't help but: feel irate when I see emos walking on the street.
38. I usually cry: when I get a blow to the nose.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: is that when you grow up and have children you better have some good advice to give.
Fucking hey it's over. This survey is tricky dicky!
Omg btw, i totally need some new icons.