laughing matters.

Mar 22, 2006 12:30

my stepmom is a hoe. could july possibly take five more years to come?

p.s. let's alll join in chorus of chuckles at the fact that two empty containers of alch in my car= me having to attend 3 AA meetings in order to avoid the whole losing my license for a year. this is how i assume it shall go:

group leader: and why are you here?

me: because im a raging alcoholic and a disturbance to society and i'm here in hopes that i can redeem myself, my family, and my life.. i mean oh wait. no im not. i just got an mip and im just ganna hang out here until the end so you can sign my paper for the court proving that i was here. k thankss bye.

ha. actually, i'll be honest. i'm kinda interested to attend one, altho im sure it's nothing like it is on tv or in the movies.

anywho. im craving some chocolate mousse with carmelized bananas in it. hibaiely stop being at lunch with your mom and come get expensive french dessert with me in TO. ok that's alll.
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