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Bill Gates arrives in hell and is offered a three choices of eternal torture. The first is to have demons rape his anus repeatedly, the second is to be hung in a pit of fire for all eternity, and the third is to be locked in a room with a beautiful women, a bottle of fine champagne and a computer.. Obviously he chooses the last, And as the door is locked, a demon says to satan, "Why'd you give him that room! It's less like hell and more like paradise for a geek like him!" to which Satan replies, "The bottle has a hole in it, the girl doesn't and the computer is running windows 98 and missing three keys... Ctrl Alt and Delete."