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"Today we salute you Miss Alpha Gamma Delta sister. Not only do you have looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly, you have the class to back it up. Sure, frat boys may sometimes talk to other ladies, but don't worry, their only dream is to date an Alpha Gam. With those pearls just the right size and that Alpha Gam sparkle in your eyes, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. You can party like a professional, yet still keep that frat-tastic class. If you're dating an Alpha Gam, raise your hand. If you're not, then raise your standards. So crack open an ice cold Dr. Pepper you sexy Alpha Gam, and remember: There's only one thing to be... and that's an AGD!"