George W. Bush : Ultimate Frat Brat
Dear you,
I found this on facebook and though not all of the statements in the following article reflect my own personal opinions (I'm moderate leaning toward the liberal side), I still find it funny!
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It goes without saying that George W. Bush is a complete bad ass, but what specifically does the President do that causes him to frat so hard? We have come up with the following report on Bush and his fratitude.
First off, any true fratdad must join a fraternity to be considered fratty. Bush did exactly that by joing DKE at Yale (evidently a Total Frat Move), and later achieved the pinacle of frat when he was "tapped" to join the illustrious Skull and Bones. As a Bonesman, Bush continued the fratty tradition laid out by his father before him. This secret society all but confirms credentials as a complete fraternity stud.
Secondly, while not physically born in the South, Bush is truly a man of southern character and ideals, and has spent much of his time below the Mason Dixon line where he now makes his home. He has a 1600 acre ranch in Texas; arguably the best state in the Union, and the only with experience as it's own country. In addition to this, he has owned part of a baseball team in Texas, and also been a major player in several oil companies. Also, Bush has great southern family values and has pretty much followed the guidlines to post-grad fratting set forth by fratty.net earlier.
Also, being the leader of the free world, and president of the last and ultimate superpower among the entire world itself is a fairly fratty job to have. To be able to wake up each day knowing that you had the capability to take over the world if you felt like it frats pretty hard. Similarly, being able to pick a side of an issue that you believe in and stick by it no matter what is a good example of his over all fratitude of "more than likely, I'm better than you; but I don't act like it because I know it's true, and so do you."
As far as dress is concerned, you will NEVER see Bush in a bad looking suit. It is one of those things in life that just does not happen. He and Kerry were both seen most days during the election in Vineyard Vines ties, and these are without a doubt quite fratty.
While he may not party too hard in his later, heavily responsibility-laden days, at one time he was one of the hardest partiers in the country. This is an undisputed fact, and does not need to be elaborated upon.
Finally, as a clear indication of his frattiness, Bush has a good looking wife who is by far the best example of class from a first lady that the White House has seen in some time. If this lady doesn't just scream fratty, I don't know who does. She may not be the heir to a ketchup fortune, but not being a bitch is a fairly good trade-off. In addition, the Bushes have two extremely fratty daughters who have been known to follow in their father's party-animal footsteps. Moreover, they just don't give a shit about what anyone else thinks. They're hot, they party balls, they own the world, and they know it.
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All my love and more,
Molly
I found this on facebook and though not all of the statements in the following article reflect my own personal opinions (I'm moderate leaning toward the liberal side), I still find it funny!
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It goes without saying that George W. Bush is a complete bad ass, but what specifically does the President do that causes him to frat so hard? We have come up with the following report on Bush and his fratitude.
First off, any true fratdad must join a fraternity to be considered fratty. Bush did exactly that by joing DKE at Yale (evidently a Total Frat Move), and later achieved the pinacle of frat when he was "tapped" to join the illustrious Skull and Bones. As a Bonesman, Bush continued the fratty tradition laid out by his father before him. This secret society all but confirms credentials as a complete fraternity stud.
Secondly, while not physically born in the South, Bush is truly a man of southern character and ideals, and has spent much of his time below the Mason Dixon line where he now makes his home. He has a 1600 acre ranch in Texas; arguably the best state in the Union, and the only with experience as it's own country. In addition to this, he has owned part of a baseball team in Texas, and also been a major player in several oil companies. Also, Bush has great southern family values and has pretty much followed the guidlines to post-grad fratting set forth by fratty.net earlier.
Also, being the leader of the free world, and president of the last and ultimate superpower among the entire world itself is a fairly fratty job to have. To be able to wake up each day knowing that you had the capability to take over the world if you felt like it frats pretty hard. Similarly, being able to pick a side of an issue that you believe in and stick by it no matter what is a good example of his over all fratitude of "more than likely, I'm better than you; but I don't act like it because I know it's true, and so do you."
As far as dress is concerned, you will NEVER see Bush in a bad looking suit. It is one of those things in life that just does not happen. He and Kerry were both seen most days during the election in Vineyard Vines ties, and these are without a doubt quite fratty.
While he may not party too hard in his later, heavily responsibility-laden days, at one time he was one of the hardest partiers in the country. This is an undisputed fact, and does not need to be elaborated upon.
Finally, as a clear indication of his frattiness, Bush has a good looking wife who is by far the best example of class from a first lady that the White House has seen in some time. If this lady doesn't just scream fratty, I don't know who does. She may not be the heir to a ketchup fortune, but not being a bitch is a fairly good trade-off. In addition, the Bushes have two extremely fratty daughters who have been known to follow in their father's party-animal footsteps. Moreover, they just don't give a shit about what anyone else thinks. They're hot, they party balls, they own the world, and they know it.
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All my love and more,
Molly