Oh boy...

[passionandfire]

I just don't get it. I've been out of Caelin for a week, simply a week, and now all the women hate me. I stopped for a drink and got kicked out of the pub before the door even closed behind me. The owner- a lovely, well-built woman by the name of Marie- told me that if I ever showed my lecherous face in there again that I'd be drowned in the ale. I

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[hurricane_fang]

...I do not 'hit on' people. Complement, yes. Flirt, maybe. But hit on? No. That's Legault's job.
Writing about me in your journal, are you? =smirk=

All joking aside, Sain, I've had several encounters with your double, as well as a few others. They're certainly up to no good. Those of us who are acting sane really ought to find a way to get rid of them before more show up.

I WAS an assassin... >_>

[passionandfire]

What do we do, get them all drunk and shove them off a cliff?

That actually isn't too bad of an idea.

[hurricane_fang]

=raises eyebrows= While not in the same sense as your double...you're still a bit lacking in the tact department, aren't you? =sigh= I somehow don't think that would be the most...ah...effective way to handle our situation.

Of course it isn't a bad idea.

[passionandfire]

Of course. Kent's the tactful part of our dynamic duo; I'm the good-looking guy with the quirky personality. ^_^

I knew you'd agree.

[great_lord]

I'm sure we've got wine to get the job done.

[passionandfire]

While we may have the resources, Legault seems to think it isn't the best course of action.

Push them into a pit of poisonous snakes? Throw them to a mob of Mary Sues on Viagra? Dangle them like pinatas over a bunch of Mexicans?

...do we even have Mexicans?

[great_lord]

He has a point I guess. We could accidently throw the wrong half off the cliff, and then where would we be?

Nope. I could go for some, though.

[passionandfire]

That's true... but anyone who tries to throw the normal version of anyone off a cliff is crazy. Unless they're throwing off someone like Wallace. I know he's a superior officer, but that man scares me! I'd hate to see his crazy double! Or would his crazy double be perfectly normal... O_o

And we'd better watch out, too. The imposters seem to think that we're imposters and will probably be trying to get rid of us as well.

[elimine_grace]

I had a run-in with my imposter a few moments ago...he was very unpleasant.

I had to will myself not to become angry and lash out at him.

[ridemylance]

;_; I don't ever want to get rid of you, Bill!

[latches onto waist]

Please stop plotting my untimely death. It's creepy.

[passionandfire]

...O_o; Okay.

Okay I'll stop then. We were only kidding, anyway. No hamr done. ^_^

[elimine_grace]

Perhaps we should gather them and confine them to a a single small village? Abandoned, of course, I don't want to subject any innocent people to their...mental afflictions.

[passionandfire]

...we'd probably have to chain them somewhere to keep them from coming back...

[elimine_grace]

Yes.

[ridemylance]

Chains? Kinky!

[passionandfire]

...your mind scares me sometimes.