Oh boy...
I just don't get it. I've been out of Caelin for a week, simply a week, and now all the women hate me. I stopped for a drink and got kicked out of the pub before the door even closed behind me. The owner- a lovely, well-built woman by the name of Marie- told me that if I ever showed my lecherous face in there again that I'd be drowned in the ale. I
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You are ridiculously good looking.
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So this is the imposter I've heard about. A narcissist. Yay. O_o;
((OOC: XD OMGloff. OOC!SainxIC!Sain. Scary, that. XD))
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AAAAH! IMPOSTER!
A really damn hott one, but... AHH! IMPOSTER! KENT! HELP!
((Crack beyond crack, m'lady, crack beyond crack.))
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And really, if I were trying to imitate me, I'd make myself a little bit more respectful of women.
You have a really sick mind, did you know that?
((I'm kinda new to this, and I feel reeeeeally stupid asking, but... what's crack? ^_^;;))
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...well, duh. I'm... Sain.
((Crack, like the drug. Addictive and insane.))
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Oh well. Since you're convinced I'm the imposter, and I know that you're the imposter, let's just go have a drink. Since neither of us are willing to change our minds any time soon. It would be much easier if the both of us weren't kicked out of almost every bar in Caelin.
((OHHHH I get it now. XD Thankies. And yes this is crack. XD Oh, and you do know you can post as a different user just by typing in the name and the password up there under the 'From' thingie, right? It's easier than logging on and off. 'S What I use for almost all of my comments...*nod* And I'm an awfully lazy bum.))
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...[considers] Eh. [shrugs] Sure. You're paying.
((Yup. Normally, but this skin doesn't support it, so it doesn't let me post as a different user.))
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And let's try not to traumatize the barmaids too much, Sain. Try being more respectful. I could always take you to the gay bar down near the butcher's.
I'm telling myself how to act like me. Next I suppose pigs will fly and feathers will shoot out of Canas' rear.
((Ohhhhh okie. I see. Shutting up now; sorry for sounding like a know-it-all.))
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It's hard to be respectful when you are an awesome pimp master like me. Please no. Nonono. Anywhere but there. They have tea cosies!
Canas is scary but he got me out from underneath my rock so I owe him. Hopefully not feathers.
((Hee. 'Tis all right.))
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...just try, okay? Be respectful or you get the tea cozies! At least there you can't traumatize anyone!
((Is love. Much love. XD))
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...no guarantees. :[ I'LL BE GOOD. [whimper]
((ahahaha. I am adding this to my list of OTPs.))
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I guess this is as good as I can get from you.
((Okay, I feel REALLY dumb now. XD OTP? I've heard it around and have a basic idea, but I'm rather dumb with things like this. I guess now would be a really bad time to ask you to friend my normal journal on your normal journal. You probably think I'm a dumbass now. XD))
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...The more I see...the more frightened I become.
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