Janite fic: And As We Turn the Final Page
Title: And As We Turn the Final Page
Author: Puregibberish
Rating: Some bad language.
Fandom: Jane Austen
Pairing: Emma Woodhouse/Elizabeth Bennet
Disclaimer: Aren't the novels in the public domain by now? In that case they're all mine! Mine I tell you! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
( Join Emma and Lizzy as they discuss life, love, sex, and Fanny f****** Price )
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Yeah, I tried for something clever and Austen-ish, but can't. SO: Bottom line: love it. Please continue writing this story -- or others like it -- forever.
And of COURSE everyone loves Anne!!
Thank you SO MUCH for thinking of this and then writing it down and SHARING it.
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“I'm sure it's fairly obvious in retrospect, but I had a terrible crush on that girl.”
*Goes to re-eavaluate Emma*
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(There were few things that all the Austen heroines agreed on, but loving Anne Elliot was one of them)
But of course! Who could help but love Anne Elliot?
And this?
She sighed. “You'd think that Jane, in her infinite wisdom, could've added a line like 'And then Mr Darcy had her doggy-style in the carriage after the wedding.' Or something along those lines. That would be fine, I could work with that. But no, the last chapter just switches to generalities about my family's lives, and I'm left ridiculously horny. Two hundred bloody years I've been marrying that man, and I've never gotten more than a kiss out of him.”
Nearly caused me to choke on my drink. So very very true. Poor Lizzy. All that UST and no climax.
Is Fanny fucking Price really that bad? I admit she's not that much of an endearing character, but still...
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