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Not many people know this, but I really dislike putting on make-up, so here are the very coherent results of this career test going around:
1. Costume Designer (I hate LARPS. Opera *might* do)
2. Set Designer (maybe in the sense of set theory)
3. Makeup Artist (yikes. See above).
4. Special Effects Technician (hmm, getting warmer).
5. Website Designer (I barely handle HTML)
6. Sign Maker (like + or - signs?)
7. Fashion Designer (I am the opposite of well-dressed).
8. Desktop Publisher (what's a desktop publisher??)
9. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (I can't draw for the likes of me)
10. Astronomer (naturally am)
11. Multimedia Developer (sounds nice)
12. Magician (only in D&D)
13. Artist (in the sense of performer, yeah)
14. Graphic Designer (don't have the skill)
15. Musician (that's more like it, so it's 15 from the top..)
16. Computer Animator (that too)
17. Comedian (you can get paid for this?)
18. Medical Illustrator (that's funny because I can realize what that means while normal people might not).
19. Composer (yeah baby yeah! Lichtenstein and Lituania already have a national composer so I want to be the andorean musical hero)
20. Automotive Painter (that's like a MUSACHNIK?)
21. Electrician (I have three left hands)
22. Casting Director (casting away maybe)
23. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer (ooh, that's soo KeWl)
24. Explosives Specialist (maybe implosives)
25. Actor (nah)
26. Animator (seen that one before)
27. Picture Framer (that picture murdered my wife!)
28. Upholsterer (what ? ? ?)
29. Furniture Finisher (sounds like a porn application)
30. Mathematician (overpaid)
31. Video Game Developer (where do I sign?)
32. Sound Technician (too technical)
33. Actuary (I prefer revery)
34. Prosthetist / Orthotist (if that's a code for serial killer)
35. Bookbinder (things have been automated since the 15th century, you know)
36. Meteorologist (not good-looking enough)
37. Plumber (not bad-looking/porn star enough)
38. Bicycle Mechanic (where's the jet-pack?)
39. Pet Groomer (do you, the groom, take this cat..)
40. Recording Engineer (it's like a castaway sound technician).
1. Costume Designer (I hate LARPS. Opera *might* do)
2. Set Designer (maybe in the sense of set theory)
3. Makeup Artist (yikes. See above).
4. Special Effects Technician (hmm, getting warmer).
5. Website Designer (I barely handle HTML)
6. Sign Maker (like + or - signs?)
7. Fashion Designer (I am the opposite of well-dressed).
8. Desktop Publisher (what's a desktop publisher??)
9. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (I can't draw for the likes of me)
10. Astronomer (naturally am)
11. Multimedia Developer (sounds nice)
12. Magician (only in D&D)
13. Artist (in the sense of performer, yeah)
14. Graphic Designer (don't have the skill)
15. Musician (that's more like it, so it's 15 from the top..)
16. Computer Animator (that too)
17. Comedian (you can get paid for this?)
18. Medical Illustrator (that's funny because I can realize what that means while normal people might not).
19. Composer (yeah baby yeah! Lichtenstein and Lituania already have a national composer so I want to be the andorean musical hero)
20. Automotive Painter (that's like a MUSACHNIK?)
21. Electrician (I have three left hands)
22. Casting Director (casting away maybe)
23. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer (ooh, that's soo KeWl)
24. Explosives Specialist (maybe implosives)
25. Actor (nah)
26. Animator (seen that one before)
27. Picture Framer (that picture murdered my wife!)
28. Upholsterer (what ? ? ?)
29. Furniture Finisher (sounds like a porn application)
30. Mathematician (overpaid)
31. Video Game Developer (where do I sign?)
32. Sound Technician (too technical)
33. Actuary (I prefer revery)
34. Prosthetist / Orthotist (if that's a code for serial killer)
35. Bookbinder (things have been automated since the 15th century, you know)
36. Meteorologist (not good-looking enough)
37. Plumber (not bad-looking/porn star enough)
38. Bicycle Mechanic (where's the jet-pack?)
39. Pet Groomer (do you, the groom, take this cat..)
40. Recording Engineer (it's like a castaway sound technician).