uh hmmm *clears throat* now presenting > . > . > . > US!!!!!

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Now......INTRODUCING!!!!!!!! THE WONDERFUL...(or terrible, however you look at it...) ADVENTURES OF SOPHIA AND RACHEL!!!! WESTSIDE GANGSTA!! I BEAT YOU BIZNATCH!!!

It is a simple story...it goes a little something like this...



Rachel was a very angry, mean child. She was always angry at something or another.


One thing that really pissed her off was stupid cross walks. She hated that the buttons didnt werk!! She wanted so bad to break this stupid peace of shiat! She couldnt handle her anger much longer...


Then the magical fairy...SOPHIA!! came into her life...She stopped Rachel from breaking the inncocent sign and helped Rachel to sooth her..uh...problem thingy...


At first, Rachel really didnt like sophie and her perfect ways of life...


Rachel got tired of it and picked a fight with sophia... she thought Sophia would be to PERFECT to fight back.


Rachel was wrong... Sophie fought hard man...


Sophie was glad that she showed rachel up...but she didnt realize..


How bad she hurt Rachels feelings...


The angels from sophies heaven came to her and told her how much of a fucking idiot she was being...they really helped...


IN the end...Sophie and rachel were friends again and they would stay that way...o yah and...rachels problems were resolved...

THE END!!!!