life

[pass__the__salt]

oi oi oi.
school is getting harder.
it's getting all top chef and shit.
what the.
i'm trying to pimp out my culinary skills for money.
so if anyone wants a private chef for a special occasion. i am your chef.
i got two tickets last week. burn.
i am in love with my chef instructor. he is french and the most handsome man i have met in my life time.
and says cute things with a heavy accent like : "eassyy cheezzy" or " that is how i roll"
i love him.
sebastian is getting fatter and fluffy.
i want a bull dog.