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Just a few thoughts..
--Not sure if I've mentioned this before, but I don't like how my dentist puts his name and phone number on my toothbrush. Seems like a very arrogant move to me, and while I realize that by using various products throughout the course of my day I am inadvertently advertising constantly, I don't feel I should have to advertise for my dentist. Frankly, he's an asshole, and his big fat tummy always rests on me when he's bent over me. Yucko.
-- I feel like I should hate mushrooms, cause they're such a gross kind of fungus thing. Yet, I love them. Dishes just seem to taste better with mushrooms. Just try not to think about the fact that fungus also grows under people's toenails, and you'll continue to enjoy said dishes.
-- Girls are SO much easier to shop for than guys. Just buy them a pretty piece of jewelry, and they're happy. What the fuck do you get a guy that is equivalent to a diamond necklace? This is the predicament that I'm in, and I don't know how to solve it. Especially because he's not helpful, and he keeps saying like, "just get me a sandwich from subway" or "how about a car air freshener". Argh.
-- Sunday, July 22nd, 1:14, I receive the following text message from John, who is going to the bathroom in my new apartment:
"I've always wanted a girl like you and a toilet paper holder that was straight ahead of me"
Glad my new place makes his dreams come true.
--Not sure if I've mentioned this before, but I don't like how my dentist puts his name and phone number on my toothbrush. Seems like a very arrogant move to me, and while I realize that by using various products throughout the course of my day I am inadvertently advertising constantly, I don't feel I should have to advertise for my dentist. Frankly, he's an asshole, and his big fat tummy always rests on me when he's bent over me. Yucko.
-- I feel like I should hate mushrooms, cause they're such a gross kind of fungus thing. Yet, I love them. Dishes just seem to taste better with mushrooms. Just try not to think about the fact that fungus also grows under people's toenails, and you'll continue to enjoy said dishes.
-- Girls are SO much easier to shop for than guys. Just buy them a pretty piece of jewelry, and they're happy. What the fuck do you get a guy that is equivalent to a diamond necklace? This is the predicament that I'm in, and I don't know how to solve it. Especially because he's not helpful, and he keeps saying like, "just get me a sandwich from subway" or "how about a car air freshener". Argh.
-- Sunday, July 22nd, 1:14, I receive the following text message from John, who is going to the bathroom in my new apartment:
"I've always wanted a girl like you and a toilet paper holder that was straight ahead of me"
Glad my new place makes his dreams come true.