Thing one: "Pt-chooo! Pt-choo!"
You have to zoom in to get all the details on why this is so wonderful. That's my lovely love on the left, and his co-worker Walter in pink.
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7384/tikitblaster.jpg Thing two: "Yeeek! Meow, meow!"
Parasites. On the radio. Oh yeah.
http://blogs.wnyc.org/radiolab/2009/09/07/parasites/