You know I have to post this every February.

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(even though I haven't posted this since 2009, and it's already March in some countries)

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This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

Destroy your record collection

It's for your own protection

You're late again

Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence

No really, do sit down

And what on earth is that you're wearing

This is an educational establishment, not a night club

Put your hand up

Don't mumble, don't interrupt

Wipe that idiotic smile off your face

When you're here you do what I say

Walk in the corridors , I said walk - don't run

Double detention in the school of song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

Destroy your record collection

It's for your own protection

Right everybody, you're going for a swim

Get changed into your costumes and line up by the pool

Yes I know it's February

You lot need a bit of toughening up

You're weak and spoilt... look at you

I don't want to hear any of your excuses

Girls and boys from this school fought and died in the war, you know

Get undressed, you're going in

Double games in the school of song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

We hope you've enjoyed your time here as much as we've enjoyed having you

I know we haven't always seen eye to eye

But I think you'll come to appreciate our methods when you go out into the world

Some of you will achieve greatness

Others of you will succeed in a more modest capacity

Some of you... well

We want to read about you for the right reasons

Congratulations to all of you

A grade A from the Black Box Recorder School of Song

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

For your own protection

Destroy your record collection

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song