Dec 14, 2011 16:23
[ A - Phone ]
[ Well, there's one Nena Trinity that doesn't sound too happy about this. In fact, she's particularly upset. ]
...Does this mean there's not going to be pink cupcake mix anymore? What about ducks? Will those still be there?! Will there be any christmas sales?! Or did Mayfield take those away too!?
Argh! Why do times have to get so hard whenever anything fun is about to happen!? If she can bring us all here can't she just bring money to us too?! [ Someone is sort of missing the point. ]
[ B - Action; Around Mayfield. ]
[ Could it be?! Actual, actual heat?! Indeed! It is! Nena will land her giant shuttle, and, with the incredibly unique battery powers, it should be radiating enough heat to keep a person toasty for an entire football field. She'll open the back hatch revealing Nena.
Dressed as Santa, except replace the red with pink and add wings. And some sort of hockey mask. Yep. Classic Christmas. Nena will begin tossing out packaged foods that she's always had in her shuttle. Except, this is space food! You have to add water to make sure it has any sort of nutritional value. Of course she won't tell you this which will leave you to wonder what the hell is creepy pink santa or Nicki Minaj doing handing you out coffee packets with various fruits labeled on them. ]
[ C - Action; The giant christmas tree!!! ]
[ Why is Nena scaling the giant christmas tree? What is she doing tossing down ornaments down at the ground of the Christmas tree? Nena will continue to demolish the entire Christmas tree, leaving no ornament held up. As she strips the ornaments, you can also see her tossing the last of any and all pink paints onto the christmas tree.
Sometimes, though, for the briefest moment, Nena's clothes will flicker into .... her in her underpants. Someone hasn't noticed the regains had been flickering on and off. She doesn't notice though. Care to point it out? Or help her demolish the tree in this great protest?! ]
[ D - Still the christmas tree! ]
[ When she does notice the regains suddenly missing, she's already holding up a banner that says "Merry Pink Christmas" so, Mayfieldians, if you have desire to enjoy the peace? Well, enjoy it being ruined by Nena hollering as she quickly covers herself with the banner. ]
[ 1D - Action; Around Mayfield ]
[ Nena had quickly fled the scene screaming and is running around Mayfield wrapped in a ridiculously long banner. Care to approach her? ]
[ 2D - Action; Around Mayfield ]
[ Okay, now she's in a pink bathrobe and is wandering around aimlessly looking for something
Dude. ] Where's my giant shuttle?
[ As you see her walk around in a pink bathrobe, you'll notice that a near by drone is completely naked. Yes, these incidents are connected. ]
&that shitty daughty song aka home,
pressed the wrong switch,
you better fucking praise me,
blah blah blah,
&the park is for hippies and children,
start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e,
drone drone drone,
families will be torched,
and so the day is saved,
blow them all up,
i like his stare,
gives you diabetus,
attack of the drones,
we are family,
mayfield's newest warfare,
event: ho ho merry christmas,
my christmas tree's delicious,
immaturity,
the fucking best post ever,
topped myself again ;x,
robotic wonderland,
&the city ... of mayfield!,
may the force be with you,
who let this girl play with gundams,
look at all these cool weapons!,
keep talkin that blah blah blah,
&other people's houses are flammable :d,
pink is bestest!,
[phone post],
help i'm lost and i can't get up,
regain your insanity,
sugar sugar sugar,
stealing is fun,
cupcakes are filled with sugar,
god save us all,
i feel sick,
i'll bake your cock,
my love is sugar,
those drones are lookin at meh funneh,
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
lives will be lost,
causing misery makes me squee,
[action post],
what do i drone,
oh the crimes i am committing,
this is my mayfield's yangire,
a yangire is you,
lights nena action,
drones are funsuckers