Armed intevention 003 || Go Nena, it's your birthday we're gonna party like it's your wedding

Mar 10, 2011 17:11

[ Option A - In which Nena gloats obnoxiously ]

[ You hear the phone pick up, of course with everyone screaming about angels you expect an obligatory - THEY AREN'T GONE or I DIED LAST NIGHT or THE ANGELS STOLE MY UNDERWEAR. Instead you hear giggling ]

Hey! Everyone! Nena helped fend off the angels and disable them and locate them! She just saved the ( Read more... )

c: eva is a badass mother, &that shitty daughty song aka home, pressed the wrong switch, you better fucking praise me, &bakers and floors, blah blah blah, c: keiichi x boobies ot3, start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e, drone drone drone, and so the day is saved, gives you diabetus, attack of the drones, we are family, mayfield's newest warfare, filters are fun and useless, &the city ... of mayfield!, c: japan is making hentai of me right no, c: rinririnrinrinrinnyrinrin, c: a shi-long dick named lang, &grocers are gross, keep talkin that blah blah blah, c: taiwan is synonymous with godzilla, c: axel-er8, [phone post], help i'm lost and i can't get up, sugar sugar sugar, stealing is fun, c: miku craptsune is leeky and rude, a cherry was popped here, i'll bake your cock, those drones are lookin at meh funneh, my love is sugar, c: solomon's on toddlers and tiaras, causing misery makes me squee, [action post], c: hong king kong bong dong, c: garviel is an odd name, what do i drone, oh the crimes i am committing, this is my mayfield's yangire, lights nena action, drones are funsuckers

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B hwamei March 11 2011, 01:27:18 UTC
Nena is too loud!

[ Where's that voice coming fr - oh, down there. HUFF ANGRYWAN HUFFFF. She has her cheeks puffed up and doesn't afraid of anything. But how tall is Nena? From there, Taiwan just looks like she's being cute... ]

If Nena screams louder and makes a big, big fuss, the birds will fly away and all the animals will hate her, you know!

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partytoastess March 11 2011, 02:04:16 UTC
Nena doesn't care! Nena just needs to find the grocery store, so she can bake lots of things for pokemon and Hong Kong's Tiger and April's goat and everything else that is fun on sugar!

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hwamei March 11 2011, 04:22:10 UTC
Kwan likes sugar?

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partytoastess March 11 2011, 20:04:17 UTC
All animals like sugar! Nena isn't actually sure but she's going to try really hard to give him one of the most sugar filled things ever!

[ You're going to have to approach closer Taiwan! Nena is screaming at the top of her lungs because she can't identify you. ]

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hwamei March 12 2011, 07:38:06 UTC
[ what is this person even

marches across the square to confront her ]

Wei! Stupidhead, do you really want to make Kwan as fat as Hong Kong? Ha? You think you're doing everyone a favor when you're just gonna give them a tummy ache! Aah, Ttis girl is so reckless, isn't she! Think about an animal's diet more carefully!

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partytoastess March 12 2011, 07:41:24 UTC
[ How indignant. ]

Hong Kong isn't fat! Nena's kissed him before and grabbed his stomach and saw him in his underwear! How dare you say that about him! Kwan will really like the sugar and thank me anyways! He looks like he can have fun! It's not his fault his master is so calm!

[ WHAT A WAY TO MEET THE IN-LAWS HUH?! ]

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1/2 hwamei March 12 2011, 08:20:45 UTC
[ my face when ]

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actually no 2/3 hwamei March 12 2011, 08:28:54 UTC
Th- [ ghrk makes this squeaky sound in frustration, it's weird man ] That's what's wrong with him! Always getting into shady deals with these guys in tacky suits, sleeping with all 42D cup models he meets in that Dragon-I place he always goes to, lying around while making teacher do all the dirty work! His brain does nothing but think of ways to get fat and make money! He says he'll work out, but an hour later you'll find him in his room looking at the mirror while admiring his stupid one-pack! He's got a huge mouth, ah, but all it's ever good for is eating and complaining! Oh, bragging too, bragging too! You know? That's why he'll never have abs like Bruce Lee!

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hwamei March 12 2011, 08:32:50 UTC
And you! Who do you think you are, kissing him and touching him like that! I don't really care what you think of him, but you should know your place! You think he likes it when you do that? You think you make him happy? Do you? Do you? And he has really weird taste in underwear, doesn't he!

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1/2 partytoastess March 12 2011, 08:45:26 UTC
[ Holy hell Nena is confused ]

...He's doing what?! Is this true?! He's not fat though...Nena saw for herself. Who cares if he's rich, anyways! Nena works for the government, she doesn't need any money at all for anything! So that'll make him stop the shady deals!

[ But the rest of the part gets to Nena. And it gets to her fast. ]

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partytoastess March 12 2011, 08:49:07 UTC
[ She quickly throws herself down onto town square and begins to cry. And cries loudly. So loudly the other drones are looking at her ]

You shouldn't be yelling at Nena for that! He allows me to do it! If he didn't want to he wouldn't want me!

[ Pretty soon she's shrieking on the floor in inaudible tears ]

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1/2 hwamei March 12 2011, 09:08:14 UTC
[ Was about about to say something about not getting too cocky because he'd deal with the triads whatever she does, but that last part gets her because it contradicts what Hong Kong told her so, so much.

SO OF COURSE SHE HAS TO KNOW THE TRUTH DUH ]

Stupid! He lets you because-!

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hwamei March 12 2011, 09:09:06 UTC
[ Aww shit man don't cry. Taiwan approaches her, tentatively reaching out to put a hand on her shoulder. ]

... H-hey. Nena...

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partytoastess March 12 2011, 09:24:10 UTC
Go away! You're mean! Nena doesn't even know who you are! Nena was lost and then you yelled to her about Hong Kong and Nena doesn't know how you even know him and then you insulted him and Nena really likes him and then you insulted Nena or so she thinks she didn't get half of what you said!

You aren't nice at all!

[ More sobbing and huuuuge snot snuffles are heard ]

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hwamei March 12 2011, 09:53:27 UTC
[ She kneels right in front of Nena. ]

Nena really likes Hong Kong? [ S-stop making her feel bad in all the ways... Have a handkerchief. ] Here.

I'm Taiwan.

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1/2 partytoastess March 12 2011, 09:56:56 UTC
He helped her out a lot when Nena arrived her at Mayfield. He was really cute too so I kissed him the second Nena saw him at her door!

Of course she likes him! [ YEEEES CHILDISH GUILT TRIPPING. She takes the Handkerchief and dots her eyes before you notice her facial reaction changes to something between an (unsure) and an angry face ]

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