Gee whiz this was fun
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? OH GOOD GOD THAT WAS MY SISTER WHY
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Uhhhhhh no?
3. Have you taken someones virginity? I have not.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? I wouldn't say it's a big issue but it's certainly an issue.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I have no crush, unfortunately.
6. What are you excited for? NEXT WEEK MOTHAFUCKAS OHMEGOD
7. What happened tonight? Nothing really noteworthy? I got home, worked out a bit, showered, studied, ate dinner, and am now freezing my ass off downstairs while watching Rush Hour (my god this movie is hilarious)
8. Do you think it's disgusting when girls get really wasted? Why would it be disgusting for girls in particular? Is what they do particularly different or special? What a stupid question.
9. Is confidence cute? Cute is an interesting adjective for confidence. I wouldn't say it's cute really, it's more admirable or appealing, but not cute.
10. What is the last beverage you had? Wata
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Holy crap........... zero. None.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? I do! I love them because I can wear them to work and still look a little fancy.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Lulu just bought Lego Lord of the Rings so WE'RE PULLIN AN ALL-NIGHTER
14. What are you going to spend money on next? What an excellent question!.............. gas. Wow. Wow. Wow that's sad.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? NO, JESUS.
16. Do you think you'll change in the next 3 months? It'll be June so maybe? I'm hoping to at least get rid of my back fat by then but you never know.... I might have bangs too...... Exciting.....
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My sister, but I'm not a very open person so I don't really tell her everythinggggg
18. The last time you felt broken? Realizing I couldn't go to grad school.
19. Have you had sex today? Haha, it's like taking medicine. No no, no sex today, thank you, good day to you.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? Sort of. Painfully slowly, but... sure, okay, kind of. I'm starting to see what I want to do with myself with a bit more clarity.
21. Are you in a good mood? Always! Except on Tuesdays. Tuesdays can go fuck themselves.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Yeah!
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad's? ......yes? I inherited mostly everything from my mom so I'm not sure.
24. What do you want right this second? I want to go home really really badly.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/guy? *shrug* Not in love at the moment.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeppers
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh? Absolutely not.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? A comment on a post I made on tumblr. These kids are fucking hilarious.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Honestly? Truly?.............. No.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Depends on how they fucked up in the first place. If they made an honest mistake, sure, give them a second chance. But if they, like, killed their wife and kids and want to learn how to love again I'd say hell no, let them slowly rot in jail, what the fuck is wrong with you.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? NO! He's awesome.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? *sigh* Not in love at the moment.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Yes
34. Listening to? "Hit It" by New Politics
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Only by accident. I have to use pencil when I mark the mail...
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Yes, at home, making me a cake, hopefully ;D
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. Unless it's a kitten or a newborn baby.
38. Who did you last call? Let me check..... my dentist...... outstanding........
39. Who was the last person you danced with? Oh my god! My Spain crew! Holy shit it's been a while!
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? About an hour ago?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Mmmmmm cupcaaaakes. I'd say Christmas time.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Not yet but I will.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Yes! Hahaha!
44. Do you tan in the nude? No, I'm Mexican, I was born nude and tan.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nope. (What's with all the kissy questions?!)
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? I did not. I'm not in high school anymore.
47. Who was the last person to call you? My fucking dentist, did we not already cover this.
48. Do you sing in the shower? Only on the weekends cause I sing reeeeeeally loudly and no one else is home at 10am on a Saturday.
49. Do you dance in the car? I dance everywhere you could possibly think of, the world is my stage.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? I have!
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Oh wow, good question.... I can't remember if it was for the high school yearbook OR that one family portrait we did for church, I can't remember which came first. That one photographer dude at my graduation totally doesn't count.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? *GASP* WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY! PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE CHEESY ARE SAD AND STUPID.
53. Is Christmas stressful? It's more exciting than stressful. I guess the only stress I feel is making sure my gifts come in on time.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? No but I'd like to!
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple, there's no contest.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Dancer, artist, Egyptologist.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Nope. I do however believe that we still haven't figured out some stuff though and that believing in ghosts is totally harmless and fun.
58. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? Yesssssss so many times.
59. Take a vitamin daily? I do not.
60. Wear slippers? If they're lying around, sure. I prefer socks.
61. Wear a bath robe? I'm Mexican so no.
62. What do you wear to bed? Clothes? If it's summertime I sleep in the nude.
63. First concert? Papa Roach, the Gaslighter, 1999.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? TARGET BITCHES (if anyone says Wal-Mart, I will spit on you)
65. Nike or Adidas? Neither, they're both horrible companies.
66. Cheetos or Fritos? CHEETOS puffy or skinny it don't matter
67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Ehhhhh neither, I prefer almonds or walnuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I'm going to be perfectly honest here. I've only ever heard one song of hers and it was pretty damn catchy but I wouldn't say it was a favorite, even if it was just one song. I'm not even sure it was her song, actually.
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yep. Ballet at 4, Folklore at 14, Salsa at 20. DANCING.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? What an interesting question! Uhhhhh I don't really know. Something academic, maybe, that'd be nice. Or something involving Anthropology would be even better. (Not archaeology though, thank you, I've had enough of male archaeologists in my life).
71. Can you curl your tongue? No.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Hahaha, god no, I'm absolutely devastating when it comes to spelling.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes and it's the greatest feeling in the whole fucking universe.
74. What is your favorite book? I really had to think about this one because I tend to favor certain types of books depending on my mood. As of right now it'd be "Jane Eyre" because it's fucking wonderful and I'm in a GREASE IS NOT A SEXIST MOVIE AND HERE'S WHY type of mood so.....
75. Do you study better with or without music? I need absolute silence, I can't listen to music without paying attention to it.
76. Regularly burn incense? I used to but the smell wouldn't get out of my clothes so that had to stop.
77. Ever been in love? Yes.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? The Beatles *cries alone in a corner*
79. What was the last concert you saw? It was Korn way back in October. That's unacceptable.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Depends on the season of course. I absolutely love both.
81. Tea or coffee? Tea, I never drink coffee.
82. Favorite type of cookie? What a glorious question, oh my god. No, no I can't answer this one, this one's impossible, I love oreos and any type of lemon cookie or any type of powdered cookie or any cookie that's crunchy and not soft. I love all kinds of cookies except the fucking healthy ones. Those aren't cookies. Those are just shit.
83. Can you swim well? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't drown.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes. Can most people not do that?
85. Are you patient? God no, but I guess I'm more patient than most people I know.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I would say DJ but then you run the risk of hearing horrible music at your own wedding so let me go with a band. But then if you have a band, you can't party until 3 am which is customary in Corona weddings so I don't know. Get married in a courthouse.
87. Ever won a contest? I have! It was awesome.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
89. Which are better, black or green olives? Depends on what you're having them with. I like green olives in pastas and junk but black olives are better on pizza. Just depends.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Yes please as long as it's safe and consensual.
91. Best room for a fireplace? The bedroom.
92. Do you want to get married? I do not. I'd rather have a fucking awesome companion that I can occasionally have sex with than a husband.