Fucking Tuesdays, man
For a Tuesday, I'm pretty flippin' happy!
I was super super productive yesterday and this morning I was super productive so I'm awfully proud of myself. I still have an enormous stack of filing to do but WHO GIVES A SAUSAGE, I'M HAPPY.
Most people dislike daylight savings time but I'm frickin' loving it. I get to go home an hour earlier than usual so the sun's still shining and the birds are still chirping and people seem to be in a better mood during traffic so, I'm certainly not complaining! Here's to driving with the windows down! WOO!
My boss bought me a chocolate chip cookie when he went on his Starbucks run. OH HAPPY DAY!
Yikes, some guy is here to see Mohinder and he has noooooo problems with personal space, oh my god. I can tell he had mexican food for dinner, that's how fucking close he was standing next to me. BUT LOOK AT ME GIVING A SHEEEEEET!
And now he's hitting on me. Fantastic. He'll pay me double what Mohinder's paying so I can come work for him in San Fran..... well now my day is just a little bit ruined. Thanks, you fucking pervert.....
BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WIZARDRY. I'M TAP DANCING ON YOUR FACE!
There's something in these cookies..................... besides happiness and self-worth...................
I've been doing these 20 minute workouts with the love of my life and I haven't felt this good in years. I actually sweat so hard, I have to blink to get it out of my eyes. There's this certain part that I've never managed to do without stopping for five seconds because it feels like your arms are about to fall off, but I didn't stop at all yesterday. I didn't stop! Yeah my arms were all shaky and sweaty and numb at one point, but I didn't stop, and now they ache like I arm-wrestled with Satan. It feels amazing. My guns are turning into fucking AK-47s, MWAHAHAHAHA. >=D
I'm kinda bummed I have no plans for summer, though, but I won't think about it too much. Maybe I'll plan a quick trip to Mexico or something, since all the deadlines for field school have long since passed. Maybe I'll go visit some pyramids in Guatemala, just me, myself, and I. ORRRRRRR I could ask one of my field school homies to come with me! *gasp* I AM A FUCKING GENIUS! They're all broke and college grads and more than willing to visit strange and exotic lands while cramped in a super cheap hostel! WHO'S WITH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
My birthday be comin'! I hate going out to dinner because honestly, I don't really enjoy hanging out with my entire family all in one go. I know that sounds harsh but it's my fucking birthday so I get to choose. Gio and Matt and le baby are a lot to take just on their own; then add the drama that is my mom and dad and you get an abundance of annoying whining, self-loathing, and irritation all within a two hour period. Plus, I don't like crowds, I don't like shitty music, and I don't like having to read the menu over and over so my mom doesn't order something over 500 calories. It sucks.
SO here are me plans: ask for my b-day off because it's a Wednesday and who works a full day on their birthday? NOT ME MOTHA FUCKAS. The thought of faxing something on the day of my birth makes me want to punch someone right in the face. On my glorious day off, I'll be sleeping in (SAY WHAT!), then I'll be having breakfast with my big sister and my little baby Lily. I'm thinkin' IHOP but if she wants IHOP, I have no choice but to enjoy the IHOP that she wants instead of the IHOP I want. Yeah.
THEN it's back home to enjoy lunch with the parents. If I take them in increments, they're not so bad. And if they're payin', I'll go wherever, whenever they need me. I SHALL STUFF MY FACE IN CELEBRATION.
My 26th year of life is going to be FUCKING EPIC.
Then I'll be chillin' with my baby. Don't know what we're going to do (beach? movies? HIKING?! The choice is miiiiine...) but I definitely don't want to be at home all day at least until midnight. Maybe we'll do all three? Yes. YES. YESSSSSSS.
Are there any concerts going on?! I should look that shit up....
Oh and to add icing to my absolutely delicious life-cake, I bought tickets for the double feature of Cap 1 and Cap 2 for April 3rd. And I'm seeing it again at midnight on the same day. If I never update this journal again, please know that I died while watching Cap 2 and that I enjoyed every minute of my waking life until my last moments as a 26 year old. I died with honor. I shall haunt your dreams.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THESE COOKIES?! COCAINE?!?!
Then Saturday happens and we're off to Vallejo to ride some roller coasters and to eat some chicken fingers. Where is this magical place, you might ask? Why it's SIX FLAGS YOU SONS OF BEEEEETCHESSSSS! We're going to drive down there at like 8 in the morning so we can be there all day. It's going to be sooooo exhausting after spending all day at work on Thursday, seeing three movies until 4 am, working the next day AND the next day, and then taking the two hour trip to the park.
Seriously, my 26th year man...... it will be EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTS.
Shit! It's almost 5, I gotta go! Oh and Chris invited me to his b-day on the 1st but LESLIE ISN'T GOING BECAUSE I HAPPY DAMN IT! XD
I was super super productive yesterday and this morning I was super productive so I'm awfully proud of myself. I still have an enormous stack of filing to do but WHO GIVES A SAUSAGE, I'M HAPPY.
Most people dislike daylight savings time but I'm frickin' loving it. I get to go home an hour earlier than usual so the sun's still shining and the birds are still chirping and people seem to be in a better mood during traffic so, I'm certainly not complaining! Here's to driving with the windows down! WOO!
My boss bought me a chocolate chip cookie when he went on his Starbucks run. OH HAPPY DAY!
Yikes, some guy is here to see Mohinder and he has noooooo problems with personal space, oh my god. I can tell he had mexican food for dinner, that's how fucking close he was standing next to me. BUT LOOK AT ME GIVING A SHEEEEEET!
And now he's hitting on me. Fantastic. He'll pay me double what Mohinder's paying so I can come work for him in San Fran..... well now my day is just a little bit ruined. Thanks, you fucking pervert.....
BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WIZARDRY. I'M TAP DANCING ON YOUR FACE!
There's something in these cookies..................... besides happiness and self-worth...................
I've been doing these 20 minute workouts with the love of my life and I haven't felt this good in years. I actually sweat so hard, I have to blink to get it out of my eyes. There's this certain part that I've never managed to do without stopping for five seconds because it feels like your arms are about to fall off, but I didn't stop at all yesterday. I didn't stop! Yeah my arms were all shaky and sweaty and numb at one point, but I didn't stop, and now they ache like I arm-wrestled with Satan. It feels amazing. My guns are turning into fucking AK-47s, MWAHAHAHAHA. >=D
I'm kinda bummed I have no plans for summer, though, but I won't think about it too much. Maybe I'll plan a quick trip to Mexico or something, since all the deadlines for field school have long since passed. Maybe I'll go visit some pyramids in Guatemala, just me, myself, and I. ORRRRRRR I could ask one of my field school homies to come with me! *gasp* I AM A FUCKING GENIUS! They're all broke and college grads and more than willing to visit strange and exotic lands while cramped in a super cheap hostel! WHO'S WITH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
My birthday be comin'! I hate going out to dinner because honestly, I don't really enjoy hanging out with my entire family all in one go. I know that sounds harsh but it's my fucking birthday so I get to choose. Gio and Matt and le baby are a lot to take just on their own; then add the drama that is my mom and dad and you get an abundance of annoying whining, self-loathing, and irritation all within a two hour period. Plus, I don't like crowds, I don't like shitty music, and I don't like having to read the menu over and over so my mom doesn't order something over 500 calories. It sucks.
SO here are me plans: ask for my b-day off because it's a Wednesday and who works a full day on their birthday? NOT ME MOTHA FUCKAS. The thought of faxing something on the day of my birth makes me want to punch someone right in the face. On my glorious day off, I'll be sleeping in (SAY WHAT!), then I'll be having breakfast with my big sister and my little baby Lily. I'm thinkin' IHOP but if she wants IHOP, I have no choice but to enjoy the IHOP that she wants instead of the IHOP I want. Yeah.
THEN it's back home to enjoy lunch with the parents. If I take them in increments, they're not so bad. And if they're payin', I'll go wherever, whenever they need me. I SHALL STUFF MY FACE IN CELEBRATION.
My 26th year of life is going to be FUCKING EPIC.
Then I'll be chillin' with my baby. Don't know what we're going to do (beach? movies? HIKING?! The choice is miiiiine...) but I definitely don't want to be at home all day at least until midnight. Maybe we'll do all three? Yes. YES. YESSSSSSS.
Are there any concerts going on?! I should look that shit up....
Oh and to add icing to my absolutely delicious life-cake, I bought tickets for the double feature of Cap 1 and Cap 2 for April 3rd. And I'm seeing it again at midnight on the same day. If I never update this journal again, please know that I died while watching Cap 2 and that I enjoyed every minute of my waking life until my last moments as a 26 year old. I died with honor. I shall haunt your dreams.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THESE COOKIES?! COCAINE?!?!
Then Saturday happens and we're off to Vallejo to ride some roller coasters and to eat some chicken fingers. Where is this magical place, you might ask? Why it's SIX FLAGS YOU SONS OF BEEEEETCHESSSSS! We're going to drive down there at like 8 in the morning so we can be there all day. It's going to be sooooo exhausting after spending all day at work on Thursday, seeing three movies until 4 am, working the next day AND the next day, and then taking the two hour trip to the park.
Seriously, my 26th year man...... it will be EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTS.
Shit! It's almost 5, I gotta go! Oh and Chris invited me to his b-day on the 1st but LESLIE ISN'T GOING BECAUSE I HAPPY DAMN IT! XD