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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I broke 1208islife's X-Box (-12 points). In November I stole he_hate_me_18's purse (-30 points). Last month iheartbamargera and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-106 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Partymonster187