The Tale of Captain Boopsie by Kevin
This is the tale of Captain Boopsie. Twe'r the time before the First Jimmy healed the Galaxy of its disemlimbed state, before the era of the Clone Rodents. This story began at another's end; that is, the end of the story of Shell Solo. Shell was a powerful padawan at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Training Academy. When Shell turned to the Darkside, she betrayed her loyal friend and companion, May Willow. Luke allowed Darth Penumbra, reformed Shell, to walk, but May foresaw the future consequences of her Master's decision. Proclaiming herself "Boopsie," or "dark seeker" in Trinto, May left the Jedi Academy and swore to hunt and destroy the dangerous menace infested in her once-friend.
Boopsie trained relentlessly on the forbidding rock of Geonisis for her destined encounter with gifted Dark Penumbra. Greedy Geonosian locals were non-too eager to share a breadth of their planet's space, as is their nature. Boopsie asserted herself militaristically into the Geonisian society, earning her the nickname and reputation of "Captain" Boopsie. Inventing her own stylistic combat form that relied on rapid, offensive thrusts, Boopsie thought she was adequate for what may have been her final duel.
Refusing the company of Geonisians who had developed an affinity for their Captain, Boopsie traveled alone to Baldemnic, a tropical planet with vast oceans, and a place that Boopsie alone knew held a special place in Darth Penumbra's twisted mind. Using her Force senses, Boopsie located her lost companion in a moment's time. They met, sabers drawn. Neither said a word; nothing was left to be said in each one's mind.
The silent dance of lights began; the lights themselves crackled and spat as one would expect, but their masters remained utterly silent. Boopsie's orange saber and Penumbra's purple saber met in rapid swings, thrusts, and parries, both organic participants expressionless. The only expression came in death; a hint of pity in the fallen's eyes for the knowledge that the victor was forever marked by adverse evil. This is the end of Captain Boopsie's tale.
(Awwwwww! I died!)
Boopsie trained relentlessly on the forbidding rock of Geonisis for her destined encounter with gifted Dark Penumbra. Greedy Geonosian locals were non-too eager to share a breadth of their planet's space, as is their nature. Boopsie asserted herself militaristically into the Geonisian society, earning her the nickname and reputation of "Captain" Boopsie. Inventing her own stylistic combat form that relied on rapid, offensive thrusts, Boopsie thought she was adequate for what may have been her final duel.
Refusing the company of Geonisians who had developed an affinity for their Captain, Boopsie traveled alone to Baldemnic, a tropical planet with vast oceans, and a place that Boopsie alone knew held a special place in Darth Penumbra's twisted mind. Using her Force senses, Boopsie located her lost companion in a moment's time. They met, sabers drawn. Neither said a word; nothing was left to be said in each one's mind.
The silent dance of lights began; the lights themselves crackled and spat as one would expect, but their masters remained utterly silent. Boopsie's orange saber and Penumbra's purple saber met in rapid swings, thrusts, and parries, both organic participants expressionless. The only expression came in death; a hint of pity in the fallen's eyes for the knowledge that the victor was forever marked by adverse evil. This is the end of Captain Boopsie's tale.
(Awwwwww! I died!)