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[partyhamster]

middle schooler...
kid: this isn't working, leslie!
me: oh well... sorry
kid: you lied!  you're a liar!

first grader...
kid: are you a teacher or assistant?
me: im a teacher!
kid: ok!
*kid climbs onto chair, jumps onto my back*
kid: carryyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!