And t'poachin' shall comensify

[party_likker]

Incase ya'll aint listenfied your eardrums my clan 'n' ah have offichellay been declared ah endanjared species!

The Appalachian Mud Squid!

For some reason this hear title came with ah fancy dingerbobber earring. Ah just wanted to get it all to yah boys out thar, just because ah am ah fertile strong robust male of unmentionable charmability squid

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[cloneofarc]

I didn't understand any of that. And I don't think I want to.

[party_likker]

Ah was just implyin' that I anit gay!

[cloneofarc]

Oh. Ok. It wouldn't really make a difference if you were.

[party_likker]

Like hell it woodn't! Have ta defend my manly honor here! Can't be no sissify girlie man what get his ass kicked! Ah kill anyone who dares tah tread upon my masculinity!

[cloneofarc]

It's really not that big of a deal anymore. It's nothing to get upset over.

[party_likker]

Ah jus' need anudder drink. Hell, ah'm go hold up Boyd again.