And t'poachin' shall comensify

[party_likker]

Incase ya'll aint listenfied your eardrums my clan 'n' ah have offichellay been declared ah endanjared species!

The Appalachian Mud Squid!

For some reason this hear title came with ah fancy dingerbobber earring. Ah just wanted to get it all to yah boys out thar, just because ah am ah fertile strong robust male of unmentionable charmability squid

Comments

[blackulahunter]

As a general rule, most women don't like dead squirrels. Just putting that out there.

[party_likker]

Ah dun care! Wuts that there sayin' t'thought that counts. Womern better be satisficationing t'thought of my lurv fer 'er!

[blackulahunter]

It might be easier without animal carcasses involved.

[party_likker]

How 'bout radio tires from t'dump?

[blackulahunter]

I guess they're better than a rotting squirrel.