Mordhoss

[party_likker]

Swear t'god this place is bigger than Texas. More Dracular like than Texas. Nevah thought Ah'd be enjoyin' hangin' round with ah metally manh, but that Skwishgar is alright. Bets gettin' face's full O'sexwually warrior body spray. Ah made mah self comfortable in un O'those party likker closets.  Think ah scared t'crap outta their cook - tried t'

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[mineandfine]

...you are here?...

oh god...no...

[party_likker]

Where's yer room? Yew gut ah boyfriend? He got long hair?

[mineandfine]

You stay away from me and my room and my life.

And no, no I don't and no he doesn't. But I will stomp you if you come near me.

[dan_halen]

Oh, I would get rid of the little beast for you, but it seems my hands are tied.

Unless...there was something in it for me?

[mineandfine]

...

I think I can handle it.

Also, that doesn't work on me. Mostly because that's my game!

[dan_halen]

Your game, my dear? I think not. I'm a lot older than you could ever dream to be, I invented just about every game there is to play.

And I have refined them time and again.

But if you think you can handle Mr. Early Cuyler, be my guest. Just don't kill him; he is MINE after all.