Mordhoss

[party_likker]

Swear t'god this place is bigger than Texas. More Dracular like than Texas. Nevah thought Ah'd be enjoyin' hangin' round with ah metally manh, but that Skwishgar is alright. Bets gettin' face's full O'sexwually warrior body spray. Ah made mah self comfortable in un O'those party likker closets.  Think ah scared t'crap outta their cook - tried t'

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[space_viking]

Theres is box of wheaties in back of pantry, Is the one with 2007 florida basketball team on it. Nathan hides a couples of titty mags in there. Dont bend the pages.

[toki_candy]

...aww, nots in the wheaties! I likes wheaties. Why he gots to ruin that?

[space_viking]

use the box with swimming guy on it. and yous better not be puts so much sugar on them anymores. Jean-pierres watches you, makes us alls usings Splenda. Thanks a lot.

[toki_candy]

But they don'ts taste good without the sugars! Is all crunchy and dry and wheaty. And splenda taste real gross...maybe I hides the sugar, he don'ts notice?

[space_viking]

Maybe putting the sugar in the splenda boxes. maybe. But dont make your teeth rotting and get all comatose again...

[toki_candy]

Aww, was just a little bit of diabetes. No bigs deal, ja? Plus, dentist say the new teeth don'ts rot so easy.

I like that idea, putting the sugars in the splenda box. it look the same and don'ts make jean-pierre mad! Thanks, Skwisgaar!