Mordhoss

[party_likker]

Swear t'god this place is bigger than Texas. More Dracular like than Texas. Nevah thought Ah'd be enjoyin' hangin' round with ah metally manh, but that Skwishgar is alright. Bets gettin' face's full O'sexwually warrior body spray. Ah made mah self comfortable in un O'those party likker closets.  Think ah scared t'crap outta their cook - tried t'

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[monarch_the]

More like Dracular? What? That's not a place. I don't think that's even a word.

[pale_valentine]

I believe that's country-squid slang for vampires...

[monarch_the]

Either way it makes no sense.

...Not that I should be surprised or anything.

[party_likker]

DRUCULARS! SONH! Them bloody sucky sonsabitches. Places wut like they owns.

[monarch_the]

....coffins?