Aug 14, 2008 20:10
Dayum lawdog had me locked up fer drivin' on t'dayum sidewalk again. Ah told em -- if yew dun want meh drivin' on t'dayum cotton-picken sidewalk then they wut ought to make them sonsabitchin' sidewalks further from t'dayum road!
Needs to get me sum party likker now -- none of that brown crud either -- clear like. Make yew blind. Guess ah better call in tah work, Mr. Dan Halen knows ah'm good for it, but the rest O'those dumbasses cunt'd stratch their asses wit out meh!
jail