dubayoo tee eff?!

[party_4_life]

if you have 2 sticks and you break 1, you have 3

what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

half-full, or half-empty?

coins arent money, they are just little frisbees that you should throw at people

how come they call it a 'measuring tape' when it doen't stick to things?

how do 'do not walk on grass' signs get there?

i like to think of people standing in lines like dominoes...

you dont need a cell phone, u just need a loud voice

do short people have short attention spans too?

i had a job once, but i later found out that i dont like to kill people

thats all for now