Oh, self, why can't you just stop the madness?
So, in trying to find out how to be a real troll, I'm still lurking around The Pit - because, like, giving links makes me super cool - and, thus, still damning myself to hell.
... And then I found something inspiring.
xxkawaiigirlzdesuxx
Their story is, eh, on the top of my newly refreshed page. And the title of this story, and its summary too to some extent, did a great job of attracting my attention.
Kawaii Tragic Forbidden Passion Rosebud
Summary: An epic tale of romance and the depth of the kukoro and the way pain shatters it. Naruto and saseke share a bond unbreakable even by the deepest abyses that life brings. guest appliances by sai, kakashi, jiraiya, and more! warning: delicious yaoi scenes
It has seven chapters. It is a little over two thousand words. It is of the Romance/Angst persuasion. It is R-rated. And it stars Naruto and Sasuke. Rather, Saseke.
EDIT: Make this eight chapters now. And some three thousand words. Also, if you want to laugh some more, here's the Reviews section. Which has some drama spurring. Some.
From the title, I gather that this is a cute yet tragic story of forbidden passion kindly read as incest, thus, making this ItaSasu or something of the sort with a rosebud as the, um, object/imagery that most of the story would surround.
From the summary, I have gathered that this will be over 9000 chapters of nothing but Love Hina-esque relationships except less amazing the tragic sort of romance/love. Also, it will discuss just how deep the kukoro actually is and how hard times can, eventually, lead to it being shattered into itty-bitty pieces.
Also, Naruto and Saseke are still the best of friends and more - HoYay all the way! - despite everything and anything that life can throw at them.
It also seems as if Sai, Kakashi, Jiraiya and some individuals have managed to put up an IKEA franchise some appliances store and are the patrons/sponsors for this fanfic.
There are also delicious yaoi scones - as I'm sure that "scenes" is actually the only unforgivable misspelled word there - here.
I read a couple of chapters to see whether or not the story is as interesting as its title and summary promise it to be. And it is. It really is. I laughed and managed to break a rib while laughing.
There are also references for the following things: Twilight, THE NEWEST KIND OF POCKY THAT GLICO WILL BE GETTING OUT, bleech Bleach, Genetic Mutation or something of the sort (for Naruto's eyes have turned from blue to green), My Chemical Romance, necrophilia or some other sexy kink, fishing, and a whole lot of other things that I don't doubt you will like to death.
And then I wondered why I spent so much time ogling at such masterpieces like these. Well, obviously, the lulz makes you do a lot of things you normally wouldn't think of doing.
Then I told myself that I wouldn't bother harping about the various things I found particularly amusing in this story. That's why ff_anbu is there. Let them handle it. But I'm pretty sure that they'll not. Because this whole thing screams troll. Or so my gut says.
And the Blogger's Code of Conduct says to ignore the trolls.
(This also makes me think. Can some trolls be any less obvious? I mean, back in the day, they were more winsome because some of them made you seriously think whether or not they were for real. These days, the art is slowly losing its touch.)
I will then end this post with a particularly lame joke that I have been laughing at for a couple of minutes now.
A: So what would you call a cute Wii-anything?
B: ... What?
A: A KAWII.
B: I'm leaving.
Inspired by: (*diez* that wuld be soooo KAWII!!)
... I should really stop being bored so much. Or having too much time on my hands. Because it's totally detrimental to my health.
(Also, if this is, by any chance, not a troll, I'm quite ready to go around making a joke out of life because it's no longer worth it.)
... And then I found something inspiring.
xxkawaiigirlzdesuxx
Their story is, eh, on the top of my newly refreshed page. And the title of this story, and its summary too to some extent, did a great job of attracting my attention.
Kawaii Tragic Forbidden Passion Rosebud
Summary: An epic tale of romance and the depth of the kukoro and the way pain shatters it. Naruto and saseke share a bond unbreakable even by the deepest abyses that life brings. guest appliances by sai, kakashi, jiraiya, and more! warning: delicious yaoi scenes
It has seven chapters. It is a little over two thousand words. It is of the Romance/Angst persuasion. It is R-rated. And it stars Naruto and Sasuke. Rather, Saseke.
EDIT: Make this eight chapters now. And some three thousand words. Also, if you want to laugh some more, here's the Reviews section. Which has some drama spurring. Some.
From the title, I gather that this is a cute yet tragic story of forbidden passion kindly read as incest, thus, making this ItaSasu or something of the sort with a rosebud as the, um, object/imagery that most of the story would surround.
From the summary, I have gathered that this will be over 9000 chapters of nothing but Love Hina-esque relationships except less amazing the tragic sort of romance/love. Also, it will discuss just how deep the kukoro actually is and how hard times can, eventually, lead to it being shattered into itty-bitty pieces.
Also, Naruto and Saseke are still the best of friends and more - HoYay all the way! - despite everything and anything that life can throw at them.
It also seems as if Sai, Kakashi, Jiraiya and some individuals have managed to put up an IKEA franchise some appliances store and are the patrons/sponsors for this fanfic.
There are also delicious yaoi scones - as I'm sure that "scenes" is actually the only unforgivable misspelled word there - here.
I read a couple of chapters to see whether or not the story is as interesting as its title and summary promise it to be. And it is. It really is. I laughed and managed to break a rib while laughing.
There are also references for the following things: Twilight, THE NEWEST KIND OF POCKY THAT GLICO WILL BE GETTING OUT, bleech Bleach, Genetic Mutation or something of the sort (for Naruto's eyes have turned from blue to green), My Chemical Romance, necrophilia or some other sexy kink, fishing, and a whole lot of other things that I don't doubt you will like to death.
And then I wondered why I spent so much time ogling at such masterpieces like these. Well, obviously, the lulz makes you do a lot of things you normally wouldn't think of doing.
Then I told myself that I wouldn't bother harping about the various things I found particularly amusing in this story. That's why ff_anbu is there. Let them handle it. But I'm pretty sure that they'll not. Because this whole thing screams troll. Or so my gut says.
And the Blogger's Code of Conduct says to ignore the trolls.
(This also makes me think. Can some trolls be any less obvious? I mean, back in the day, they were more winsome because some of them made you seriously think whether or not they were for real. These days, the art is slowly losing its touch.)
I will then end this post with a particularly lame joke that I have been laughing at for a couple of minutes now.
A: So what would you call a cute Wii-anything?
B: ... What?
A: A KAWII.
B: I'm leaving.
Inspired by: (*diez* that wuld be soooo KAWII!!)
... I should really stop being bored so much. Or having too much time on my hands. Because it's totally detrimental to my health.
(Also, if this is, by any chance, not a troll, I'm quite ready to go around making a joke out of life because it's no longer worth it.)