My Christmas List
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, munchkinofdoom (-5000 points). In January I bought porn for velven (-10 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I helped elenariel hide a body (-173 points). In November I gave tokyoroadkill a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6200 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
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