007 ☩ accidental video

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[A small, black kitten can be seen, soaking wet but still purring happily as it bats the Dreamberry back and forth across the drenched pavement. The grey, sullen sky can be seen between two tall brick walls, the owner of the device and the kitten obviously situated in an alley somewhere in Somni.]

Can’t find your parents, huh? [The owner speaks,

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[shootsatclowns]

Uhm... no. We're not.

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What? You'd seriously leave it out here? Even I know you're not that much of an asshole.

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[shootsatclowns]

Did I say leave it, dumbass? No, I just said we're not keeping it.

Bring it somewhere safe. Then leave it.

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It'd be better off with us, though.

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[shootsatclowns]

[Eye roll] Are you going to throw a bitchfit if I keep saying no?

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[partlyblackened]

This got around the network. I can think of a few people who would bitch more.

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[shootsatclowns]

[Oiii, the last thing he needs is angry mods of kitten freaks banging on his door day and night to yell at him. He needs his beauty sleep.]

Son of a bitch, fine. Bring the thing home.

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[Nero - 1, Dante - 0]

I was planning to anyway. [He just wanted to hear his bro admit defeat.]

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[shootsatclowns]

[For now hotshot.]

But I'm not takin' care of it. It's all your responsibility. And if I step on it, don't you go crying on me.

Oh. And don't give it a pussy name either.

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Hell, I don't even want you touching it, let alone taking care of it.

And I don't care if you name it, just don't call it something stupid.

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[shootsatclowns]

Fine by me.

[Whoa. Huh?] You're gonna let me name it?

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[partlyblackened]

That a problem?

[The name-giver eventually develops attachment. Simple as that.]

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[shootsatclowns]

No.... but what's the catch?

[B| Hrrmm.]

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No catch. It needs a name, so name it.

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[shootsatclowns]

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Nevan.

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[He lifts an eye brow.]

... That was fast.