OHHAI LJ. LONG TIME, NO SEE

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1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine.

2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionaire on your own journal. :)

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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes, his name is Bernie. Short little fat jewish guy, lives in Balitmore. Next question please.
02) What was your dream growing up?
That I would one day become a shady fruit dealer in Pakistan.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could fly. Also black people. I wish I was a black people.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
It's still a drink whether you buy it for me or not. HAHAHA GET IT
05) Favorite vegetable?
Yup I got one. How about you? Have a favorite vegetable or do they all kinda just pan out the same for you?
06) What was the last book you read?
Some novel by David Baldacci. And bam out of nowhere I answer one of these seriously.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
YOUR MOM! OWNED!
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I got a tattoo of Michael Jackson riding a unicorn on my back but I would absolutely never get a piercing, I don't want to look ridiculous.
09) Worst Habit?
SMOKING! That's the worst and best habit.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Yup. Ever heard of Bangbus?
11) What is your favorite sport?
Hockey
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
I dunno, I'm both at all times
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Debate political discourse in modern entertainment mediums, then vaginal intercourse
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Raped by a dolphin and no I don't want to talk about it.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have a fear of dolphins, weird huh?
16) Do you have any pets?
One precious dogs. Dogs rule
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd say "Ohhai"
18) What was your first impression of me?
Awesomeness
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Eh not scary
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I grew a tail growing up next to a nuclear power plant. I get real happy and knock over soda cans and such all the time. It's annoying. So yeah, no tail.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
CR1M3 P4RTN3R 4 LYFE!!!1
22) What color eyes do you have?
Dark brown
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
10,000 McChickens
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
HOME
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yup
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Ghost hunting
29) Do you swear a lot?
All the fucking time. At the ghosts.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
Ghosts who are assholes to me.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Really neat
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Do I believe romance? Wtf?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Favorite... recently calamari. Least favorite I don't know, I eat anything.
34) Do you believe in God?
Yeah kinda
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Yeah maybe